Pissy Unmasked

This is me.

Yeah. That's right.

I decided that since I'm no longer employed by a public official I'd have an "unveiling".

Probably should have used a better picture.
But this is what I look like most of the time.

Wearing something pink.
Holding a puppy.

Ok.

Let the making-fun-of-Pissy commence!

*editor's note* the cute puppy I'm holding is Suzy Q's baby. Isn't she a doll?!?!?!? :)

The Cat in the Hat

Suzy Q sent this to me today.

I don't know if it's because I'm leaving the workforce (for a while at least).....

because I'm 11 years older than her.....

because the "kiss my ass" part is something I would say.....

or just because it's funny.

But I liked it and it's my blog~so here it is!

Tastefully Tacky T-shirt : this is my life

I found this a couple of weeks ago and started not to get it.

Then I thought....awwww, what the hell. It's cute.

Little did I know it was prophetic.......

Pissy's Got the Funk

I wanted to post about this Friday, but blogger was being all weird and shit. Since I would have been pissed if I'd posted and then lost it, I waited.

But I was so excited at my "find" that it was really hard to wait this long to tell y'all about it!

We have a new radio station here in Hell that plays nothing but "Old-school and today's R&B". Ya'll just don't know how happy that makes me. Up 'til now, I had like three radio stations to choose from. Really. Three. Everything else I could pick up was Country.

Anyway, this station plays the "8:00 Four-Play" that I listen to on my way to work everyday.

Yes, I should already be there at 8:00. I never am. That's a whole other story.

So the other morning, they play 'Lady Marmalade' by Patti LaBelle, followed by 'Word Up' by Cameo. I was in Heaven! I love those songs and never get to hear them. I was telling City that I needed to download them or something.

Then Friday afternoon at Wal-mart I found this:

OH YEAH!!!!!

Check out the song list:

All by the original artists!

Need I say there was dancing en la Casa de Pissy Friday night?

*editor's note* wish y'all could have seen the look on the cashier's face. Young black chick. She looks at the CD.
She looks up at me.
She looks at the CD again.....
I know she's thinking "what the hell does this older latina woman want with a "Funk" CD?"
I just stand there.....acting all innocent....daring her to say something.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Hey, Hot Lips~ top this!!!!!

Since I don't have a K-Fed car or a house with two staircases, I got to thinking of something that I DO have that Hot Lips doesn't.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........

Than this thought came to mind: cute polka dot cake!

TA -DAH!!!!

City and Z's wedding cake

It's not the best picture, but it's the only one I have access to right now.

O.K. Lips. Hit me with your best shot! :)

Organization 101

After all the comments about how tidy my work spaces are, I decided I should bring out the big guns of organization en la Casa de Pissy.

The following is an extravaganza of accesories organization

This is my "jewelry box". Yep. I said it. JEWELRY BOX. As you can see, it has 19 drawers. I'm not going to bore y'all with pics of the contents of all 19 drawers. Instead, I'll show only those drawers that I consider the highlights.....




this drawer contains all my pink jewelry, so of course, it's the first one on the left..... gotta be able to get to my pink trinkets fast!













Hat and glove drawer. The black/white hat is my favorite "winter" hat and the pink "Gilligan" hat beneath it is my favorite spring/summer hat. I know y'all don't give a shit about which hats are my favorites. But I thought....what the hell!
This is but one drawer of scarves. I have two.... I wear a lot of scarves.... (duh!)














Two of the 5 drawers containing bracelets. I admit it. I'm a bracelet whore.
















Drawers with long necklaces and necklace/earring/bracelet sets..... (I know. It's a sickness)

This one cracks City and Little Pissy up...

City, especially, couldn't believe I actually use a muffin tin to organize my earrings. Hey, it works for me! And yes....the boxes contain more jewelry.

What can I say? People tend to give me jewelry as gifts, too......




So there it is, peeps. All out in the open now. You were right. I'm OCD.


*editor's note*
I should add that I ADORE this piece of furniture. I bought it primarily because of the adoration and secondly because it's so versitile. I can use it in any room in the house.

(Or at least that's what I told Sweet Man when he helped me carry it in to the house. It's a heavy 'Mo 'Fo~solid teak.)

I know it's only Wednesday

but with a picture like this, why wait?



I am currently trying to decide which pair of jeans to cut off so I can give this chick a run for the money this Friday.

My thighs are AT LEAST as big as her's!

With the cut-offs, I plan on wearing my "Latin Girls are Hot" t-shirt!

It's black with red letters.

I look good in black and red.