I've got a new drug....

Sweet Man and I stopped at the Target in Auburn on our way back from Atlanta. I've said before that Target is my favorite store and that the closet one to Hell is an hour and a half drive away...... :(

So any opportunity I get to go to a Target....I'm there.

I bought one major purchase~which I'll post about later,

But this....this is my new love.....

Ta-Dah!

Behold!

all my favorites in one bag!

I mean, really.

How could you go wrong with a mix like that!

So the next time any of you go to Target~ how about picking me up a bag and dropping it in the mail?

I will gladly reimburse you the cost of my new drug and the postage to get it to Hell.

Thank you.

p.s. I'm thinking about changing my name to 'Chocolate Monkey'. What'd you think?

Little Pissy's Birthday Weekend...a story in illustrations

Friday: Georgiabelle food shopping

in preparation for Little P's birthday dinner

I arrive with plenty of pink gifts.

We'll have a pink cake...

Saturday: we'll go shopping....

(I don't know who that blonde is....cute dog, though)

Believe me....should I~ or either of my daughters~
be involved in a situation such as this...
one of us would win!Little P strides through Lenox....
another successful shopping expedition completed.

Sunday: Sweet Man and I drive home...

*editor's note* I don't post pictures of my daughters on my blog. But the illustration of GeorgiaBelle looks a lot like her. The illustration of Little P striding through Lenox? Looks exactly like her! ;-)

~We leave for Atlanta in the morning! Yea! :-)

Does Pamela Anderson just not have a PR person????

Saw this lovely photo on several sites....Why are those red splotches still on her arm?!?!?

They both look diseased to me.....

So what's your day gonna be like?

I'd like to be spending my day doing this.....

but instead I'll be doing this.....Just exchange that syringe for a swab
and the attractive woman in the chair
for a....shall we say....less attractive woman....

There's a sparkler out there with my name on it....

Happy 4th of July!!!!!!

3 Movies...3 Reviews....3 Words

Just been chillin' in the a.c. this weekend.

Went to the movies yesterday and watched two of my Netflix.

For anyone who cares~here are my reviews.....short and sweet!

'The Devil Wears Prada'

my review: Fashionistas everywhere rejoice!










'An Unfinished Life'

my review: old fashioned tearjerker....








'Capote'

my review: tour de force.....

Things that make you go hmmmmmmm & YUCK!!!

Some of you may have already seen this.  I received it as a forward
from my buddy, Kay-Kay.

So, a big shout out to Kay-Kay for one of the most distrubing things
I've read in awhile....

Here goes!

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12
liter of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact
with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic
hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently
masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbat-
ed and failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your
dirty linen basket.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a
cold sore from one of the guests.

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

HAVE A GREAT DAY...

...and wash your damn hands!