N O T.......

Hit Parade

The party went off flawlessly.

Mercedes was totally surprised and very happy to see everybody.

I know it's kind of hard to tell from these pictures, but we really had a good time.

I normally would have taken lots more pictures, but it was kind of crowded and hectic.

Plus....I had to eat!

The food was awesome!

Weeza showing her best side....

If you look really hard you'll see that the little fireman is

"putting out the fire" with his stream of "pee"!

Yes, I find that funny.

I'm in fifth grade.

yummmmmm......

Veggies!

Oh, please!

Look at Weeza's face!

Somebody caption this picture for me!

I have cute friends.
That's Mercedes next to me.

Pissy and Weezer plan a surprise party... *

Heifer,

Just wanted you to know that I checked on Mercedes's appt time (with Jess) for Thursday. It's at 10:00 so she should be finished by 11:30. Perfect!

Then I sent Mercedes an email to remind her about lunch and how much we're looking forward to seeing her.

Do I get a gold star?

~your Mexican


If you were my Mexican, then you would be at my house coooking me
dinner and dancing around a sombrero (spell) naked.

Thanks for doing that. You da bomb you sexy beast!!!!

Lunch was fun!


*sigh* always with the stereotypes.

IF we cook for you , we're NOT required to do so naked.

Unless you pay us extra of course.

You're welcome.

Lunch WAS fun!



*the only emails from today that would suitable for public viewing. Emails I sent are in purple.

*Note* some names have been changed to protect the mentally challenged....(namely ~Weeza).

Easter: the rest of the story

Things started out calmly enough....

yes, these are my bug-eyed sunglasses purchased in
NYC last summer. I've decided I like them.
Shut up!

The cake was a hit.

Classic!

awww...never too old for an Easter bunny

what Easter cookout isn't complete without the 'po-po' being called?
No, they weren't called on us.
It was other warring factions of picnic-ers.

We crack us up..

and now.....

the "money shot"

I know.

All you gals are jealous and all you guys want me.

*sigh*

It's hard being this hot.

and because I know this is the first song that came to your mind when you saw
this picture~
here's the video.

Easter: so far

....so yeah...I'm sitting here
thinking that "The Ass Family" was
starting to get a little old.

Decided to do a little photo essay of the day
so far...because I'm waiting for a cake to cool

Yeah.
I'm baking a cake.

AND
I have photographic evidence to back it up!

See?
Told ya!
Proof!

store bought cookies in case the cake is a flop

-of course I'd wear pink to bake an Easter cake..
Duh!

nothing says
"resurrection of Christ"
like a Stephen King movie

Buster is way into the day
(at least his blankets are pink and green)

as is MoMo

C'mon!
Y'all knew I'd break into those cookies!

Going to meet Weezer at the park.

Hope everyone is having a wonderful day!

For Rat.....

he said to post something 'cuz he was tired of looking
at that chick's ass.

Maybe he'll like this better.

Bum Bum

Got home from my travels this afternoon.

The drive took me freakin' FOREVER because I have to drive the speed limit now.

Don't ask.

Anyway.....

here's a video of this 19 year old Brazilian chick and her amazing ass.

Enjoy.