Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Namaste THIS!


Yeah, baby!

I rocked that yoga class today

I was able to do all the poses!

The other people in the class?

Not so much.

~but~

There were only three of us in class.

One was a 29 year old girl in her first trimester
who carries saltine crackers with her all around
the gym to battle her constant nausea....

The other one was a lady who had to be 70 years old.
Her blue stretchy outfit was matched
exactly by her blue tinted hair.

and then there was me....

Yeah?

So I outdid a pregnant chick and an old lady.

What's your point?
Posted by Big Pissy at 3:51 PM

23 comments:

  1. SunshineJanuary 16, 2008 at 4:25 PM

    We've all gotta have goals. You are my hero.

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  2. SignGurlJanuary 16, 2008 at 5:05 PM

    LMAO at Sunshine and Pissy.

    Think of the repercussions of NOT beating both of them.

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  3. LLAJanuary 16, 2008 at 6:51 PM

    Hey - it's two more asses than I kicked today!

    You rock...

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  4. Big PissyJanuary 16, 2008 at 7:22 PM

    sunshine: That's what I'm talkin' about! lol

    jenn: lol

    I KNOW, right?!?!? ;-)

    lla: awwww..come to my yoga class....I'm sure you can beat me and those other two women. :)

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  5. simplypinkJanuary 16, 2008 at 9:55 PM

    pissy rocks! who needs details anyway? :)

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  6. Loops O'FuryJanuary 16, 2008 at 11:05 PM

    I always love the peple who can't do ANYTHING but keep showing up anyway. That's dedication, there.

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  7. MaggieJanuary 16, 2008 at 11:27 PM

    You did great!! Your yoga cup is three-quarters full!

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  8. Deep Kick GirlJanuary 17, 2008 at 1:41 AM

    Way to go, Pissy!

    You crack me up.

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  9. PudJanuary 17, 2008 at 3:25 AM

    LOL! You kick ass!

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  10. J R EstelleJanuary 17, 2008 at 5:54 AM

    yeah, you kick ass, because the women that go to the Yoga class at my gym are pros or something.

    In regards to GA snow...no one ever believes me when I tell them it's snowing here. And it cracks me UP how people freak out about it.

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  11. MelJanuary 17, 2008 at 8:59 AM

    You would have done better than me too. :)

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  12. WhitenoiseJanuary 17, 2008 at 9:26 AM

    I can't even watch yoga. Looks too painful. If I ever tried that, there'd be a pile of pilot parts all over the mat...

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  13. KnotJanuary 17, 2008 at 10:53 AM

    But if that picture is how you looked in class then ... well ... ya ... you rocked yoga all hardbodied up and stuff.

    I have to take a cold shower after thinking about stretchy yoga women in tight clothes.

    ~Jef

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  14. wisdomstuffJanuary 17, 2008 at 11:45 AM

    Your point is you out did a pregnant chick and an old lady. Works for me!

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  15. MelanieJanuary 17, 2008 at 2:11 PM

    there you go.

    *starts humming the theme from Rocky*

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  16. HoniJanuary 17, 2008 at 4:39 PM

    hey thats a good place to start.. you are much farther along than me!!!

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  17. yellowdog grannyJanuary 17, 2008 at 6:15 PM

    maryjo the daughter in san francisco keeps saying namaste all the time..I'm too proud to let my daughter know that I don't have a clue as to what that is..with you..I have no pride..so what the f...does it mean?....and by the way..congratulations on all the moves..ha

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  18. Mommy CrackedJanuary 17, 2008 at 11:04 PM

    But you outdid them and that's all that counts. Rock on Big Pissy!

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  19. Southern SageJanuary 18, 2008 at 12:40 AM

    You definately rock!!!!
    SS

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  20. Rat In A CageJanuary 19, 2008 at 2:09 AM

    Hey, you would have whooped anyone's ass which is why all the 20 - 40 year old non pregnant babes stayed away - they knew it!

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  21. just meJanuary 19, 2008 at 9:45 AM

    you still did YOGA.

    And for that, you should be congratulated.

    As you know, I believe yoga is the same thing as torture.

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  22. Orhan KahnJanuary 21, 2008 at 11:47 PM

    Your honesty is so sweet. You're a classic!

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  23. KalibitchJanuary 22, 2008 at 4:57 PM

    Have I told you lately you're my hero?

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