Damn it!

Y'all may not see me for a couple of days.

I have an appointment with the dentist at 10 a.m.

Not looking forward to it.

Lost part of a tooth waaaaaaaaay in the back.

Repairing that should be fun.....

Lots of shots and a sore jaw......

Not to mention the two other places he wants to "fix".

Oh...and I haven't told y'all, but the dentist thinks I need braces....
he's referred me to an orthodontist.

Stop laughing!

I'll look cute in braces!

DNA Update!

I know y'all are just DYING to find out what happened with the lab.

What?

You're not?

Too bad!

Y'all know I tell every damn thing that happens in my life...why start holding back now?!!?!?

Yeah....so yesterday....I've just finished working out for 2 hours....eaten lunch....walking around Burke's to put off going to Wal-mart.

My phone rings. It's the lab.

Lab: "Pissy? You sound so much happier today! Not that I blame you for being so angry yesterday..."

Me: (laughing) "Hi!...Yeah, I'm happy...it's the endorphins...what's up?"

Lab: "Dale County just called. Supervisor must have thought about this all day. She's requested a new collector."

Me: (still laughing) "That's cool. Did you tell that fucking bitch that I wasn't going back there anyway?"

Lab: (laughing) "Now, Pissy......you know we couldn't tell her that! We did tell her, however, that you had told us what happened and that you'd given a different version than what she was telling us. "
Me: (not laughing anymore) "What the fuck?!?!? What did that dried up bitch say about me?!?!?"

Lab: "Now Pissy (they say that to me a lot).....it's not worth repeating. We didn't believe her anyway....but I WILL tell you that Supervisor said you'd gone out the back door to avoid testing the client. Of course we told her that wasn't possible, since you'd told us that you'd seen the client sitting in the lobby."

Me: "That goddamn muthafucking lying bitch! I don't even know where their goddamn back door IS!"

Lab: "Now Pissy (see?)......it's o.k. We wouldn't want you to go back to that county under these conditions anyway. Don't worry about it. We know she's lying. But she's our customer...we'll have to find her a new collector."

Me: "Good luck with that!"

Lab: (sighing) "I know! If you weren't good enough, who's going to make her happy? Jesus? Santa Claus?"

Me: (laughing) "Nah....that bitch would complain about Mother Teresa. I know this is politically incorrect~but y'all might want to consider finding a deaf-mute to take the job."

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So there you have it, kids....the official ending to my career as a DNA collection specialist.

Hope y'all have enjoyed the ride as much as I have!

Adventures in DNA collections: "Pissed off is the new brown " edition

Y'all......

I was SO pissed off this afternoon......

Probably as pissed off as I was at the assholes at Jack Ingram.

Remember them?

This time it was the dried-up-prune-faced-ugly-ass-hump-backed-polyester wearing-3-pack-a-day-smoking-fucking BITCH of a child support supervisor at DHR who pissed me off.

Calls me on my cell phone when I'm already back in Enterprise....25 miles away from her office....leaves me a message telling me to call back...I failed to test someone and the person was there waiting....I call her back...and nicely tell her there must have been a lack of communication...I didn't know there was anyone else to test....that I'm not going to drive back to Ozark....she gets shitty with me...I don't back down...won't let her bully me into it....and the goddamn bitch says, "I'm not arguing with you anymore!" and then hangs up on me?!?!?!?

Oh, I don't think so!!!!



I called the lab...told them what happened...that I didn't have to put up with shit like that...and that I quit.

They begged me not to....

Humph!

They're gonna have to beg a lot harder and back that up with more money!

Where was this chick when I needed her?!?!?

Hot Time in the City

Yeah, Baby!

I don't really have time for the post that y'all deserve to read 'cuz I'm about to leave to go buy booze for Little Pissy's party, so here are some pictures.

Just know that while I've been here I've had lunch at a quaint and lovely French restaurant and a super fun pub, shopped at Lennox on my own and with Little Pissy...(we closed the place down that night), been all over cute downtown Decatur and ate at a Waffle House right up the street from the ORIGINAL Waffle House...which is being turned into a museum.

Yeah.

A museum.

Stories to follow.

It was brezzy on that playground.....

The artists and their masterpiece

I would pass out if I did this.....

Don't they look cold?!?!?

GA Belle's beautiful, naturally curly hair.

It's alright to be jealous.

These "gifts" under the tree at Lennox were the size of my car.
I want all my gifts to be in boxes that big.

potential mother -of-the-bride dress
(didn't get it)

I love the neckline on this one....
but it did "poochy" things to my armpits
didn't get it....

Another view of the dress I didn't get (but loved)
it JUST fit...
I mean...if I gained an inch in my torso, it wouldn't have fit.

I DID get a dress.

It is so special and I got SUCH a deal on it that it deserves a post of its own.

Hope everyone has had a fabulous week!

Hasta la vista, babies!

I know, I know....it seems like I just got back from Atlanta, doesn't it?

Even so...I'm leaving again for the ATL in the morning.

GA Belle and her husband are hosting a couples shower for Little Pissy and her fiance.

That's on Saturday, Dec. 1st.

Why am I going on Tuesday, you ask?

Because there's a crap load of other stuff going on too.....

Tuesday: Drive the 4 hours to Atlanta....upon arrival....new kitchen counter tops and stove undergoing installation at Ga Belle's house. That evening we'll decide how to rearrange everything in her kitchen.

Wednesday: I go to school with Ga Belle. After school, we shop at Sam's for party supplies.

Thursday: I go through all of Ga Belle's Christmas decorations and decide what we'll use to decorate at the shower, polish silver trays and wash crystal bowls, etc.

Friday: Go to the house where the shower is being held (Ga Belle's in-law's house) to deliver decorations, silver, crystal, food, wine, beer.....etc....possibly some set-up.

Saturday: Morning: Shop at Nordstroms with Little Pissy and her future mother-in-law for 'mother of the bride' dresses. Don't worry. Pictures will be taken and posted for your amusement. Afternoon: make final touches at party scene. Evening: PARTY!

Sunday: After waking up late.....celebrate Ga Belle's birthday one day early.

Monday: Drive back to Hell.



p.s. I'll try to post while I'm there. Y'all know I hate for you to miss out on any tiny little detail of my life!

Turkey Day '07: the day after.....

I don't know about y'all, but here at casa de Pissy things are winding down.

So far three people and two dogs have departed.....

This is what I'm wearing...

(I know....sock monkeys are so hawt!)

...and of course: "gym girl" socks!

That's right, bitches!

Little Pissy, GA Belle and I had a session with Suzie today.

It was pretty brutal....

I'm tired.

Even the dogs are tired....

Momo wants to be left alone....

Going out on the deck now to enjoy the fire
Sweet Man has built in the fire pit.

Hope all y'all are having a great holiday!

The tape measure is not my friend....

Wednesday....November 21.....

Weigh and Measure day

Dum da dum dum.........

sadly....not being able to do cardio because of the back injury cost me..

I haven't lost any weight....

I gained a half inch back in my neck....

and

worst of all

a full inch back in my thighs...

*sigh*

The upside:

I've gained .8 of an inch in my arms due to finally
having some muscle

and lost the same amount in my abdomen.

Maybe it's all shifting?

Ha! I wish!
Nah....Suzie says we have to stop doing so much lower body
weight training and step the cardio back up.

I'm just glad I didn't gain any weight!

Here are some pictures from today.

WARNING!!!
I'm not wearing any makeup!

relaxed....


flexed....


Now let's go eat some turkey, people!!!!