My so-called life.....

This is my messy kitchen "junk" drawer.

It looks this way mostly because Sweet Man tends to dig though it looking for something rather than carefully moving things around to look.

*sigh*








Before







Consequently........I spent part of the afternoon going through the mess and organizing the contents.










After


Try.

Just try to imagine the excitement here at the casa this afternoon.

I'm off to roll pennies now.

Pissy at the pool....

This is how I spend every sunny weekend in Hell......at the pool while Sweet Man plays golf.

My little Beetle and Sweet Man's truck right near the gate.




I told y'all my new swimsuit matches my car!

A few of my pool necessities.....every 'master craftsman' must have the tools of the trade, right?

CM and me

Just let somebody say I don't have big balls!

Even Mr. Mandingo gets in on the act.

He insisted that he needed a new float.

I think he choose this one just to taunt me.














See how they both have smirks on their faces?!?!?
Evil little buggers!

I think they're plotting against me.

I'll be sleeping with one eye open tonight....

Katt: This one's for you!

Anatomy of a frog.....TMI?

this one's coming in a little row boat to find ya....

this lil' fella is in training for a triathlon

I know you look forward to the day this happens at the Katthouse

can't ya just see him in a tiny nutter butter suit?

C'mon Katt! Don't fight the feeling!

p.s. I think it's your ' Eau 'de Altoids' that's attracting 'em....hehehehe!!!

Retraction

What was I thinking?!?!?

As y'all can see , I took down yesterday's post.

I just want to say in all honesty, that my first thought when I saw that picture of myself was: "When did I develop a double chin?!?!?" "When did the sagginess start?"

I even emailed Mercedes and told her that.

I'd say: "ask her...she'll tell you I said that"....but she doesn't know about my blog.

I appreciate eveybody's kind comments, but the post really wasn't a solicitation for compliments~and I apologize if it came across that way.

Sometimes I guess I don't think before I post. ;-)

Love all ya'll~have a great weekend!

Adventures in DNA collections: Smooth Operator Edition

It finally happened.

I got hit on today during DNA collections.

I'm not counting the prison guard at the jail last month.
That's another story....

So today, in bops this tall, skinny white guy in his early 30's......super perky and friendly.

As we're both taking our seats to begin the paperwork, he says: "You really do the color pink well....your blouse, your shoes...looks good on you!"

me: Thanks.

him: "I don't know why I have to take this test. I know she's my daughter. I've been her Daddy for 5 years....since she was born."

me: (trying to be nice and make conversation) " I have daughters too. But they're older."

him: "Older? What? Like 11?"

(OOOOhhhhhh.....he's so smooth!!!!!)

me: "No. Like 27 and 24."

his oh-so-clever reaction: "Wow! That Oil of Olay stuff really works!"

Yes. He ACTUALLY said those words......

So if anything should happen between me and Sweet Man, I'll be looking this dude up and I'll know where to find him.

Wanna know why?

As he was leaving he made sure to tell me he works 2nd shift at the Waffle House.

You know.

In case I want to stop by and see him sometime.

Be still my heart.....

Our bountiful harvest

So far all this.....

has produced this....

I'm sure this is a High Holy day in Hell....

"HAPPY 666, Y'ALL!"