It finally happened.I got hit on today during DNA collections.
I'm not counting the prison guard at the jail last month.
That's another story....
So today, in bops this tall, skinny white guy in his early 30's......super perky and friendly.
As we're both taking our seats to begin the paperwork, he says: "You really do the color pink well....your blouse, your shoes...looks good on you!"
me: Thanks.
him: "I don't know why I have to take this test. I know she's my daughter. I've been her Daddy for 5 years....since she was born."
me: (trying to be nice and make conversation) " I have daughters too. But they're older."
him: "Older? What? Like 11?"
(OOOOhhhhhh.....he's so smooth!!!!!)
me: "No. Like 27 and 24."
his oh-so-clever reaction: "Wow! That Oil of Olay stuff really works!"
Yes. He ACTUALLY said those words......
So if anything should happen between me and Sweet Man, I'll be looking this dude up and I'll know where to find him.
Wanna know why?
As he was leaving he made sure to tell me he works 2nd shift at the Waffle House.
You know.
In case I want to stop by and see him sometime.
Be still my heart.....
dude I bet you could score some free hash brown-age. i miss the waffle house out here. sort of.
ReplyDelete.....hmmmmmmm...... ya know, I AM all about some'Lumberjack Potatoes'...
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure what smells worse: oil of olay or waffle house.
ReplyDeleteGirl he sounds like a keeper. He probably gets a discount, and they are open 24 hours a day!!
ReplyDeleteLittle energetic full of themself guys like that are funny. I would have loved to seen the look you gave him when he gave you the pink compliment.
Too funny!!
Only the best Wafflers make second shift. He must be the Waffle MAN!!!
ReplyDeletewow, can i have his number? he sounds COOL.
ReplyDeleteHi Big Pissy,
ReplyDeleteThis guy sounds like a total pig sleaze bag. Men who “come on” to every woman they meet are total Neanderthals. This particular one sounds like he’s eaten a few too many waffles and fried whatever brains he once possessed. Stay with your “sweet man” and the zucchini.
Yummie waffles LOL.
ReplyDeleteOkay, okay, so you're not interested, but maybe one of your daughters likes waffles.
ReplyDeleteJust kidding! Just kidding! Really!!
Bwahahahaha! Second shift eh? Well, remember the Waffle House only takes cash so go prepared to leave your sweetie a BIG tip.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I should try some Oil of Olay... *wink*
You have the best job eva!!! :o)
Awesome congrats on getting hit on! getting hit on is a compliment, even if the person is a creep ha
ReplyDeleteDid he also offer to smother and cover ya, Pissy?
ReplyDeleteGotta love these SMOOTHIE boys who think their love machine phermones are unstoppable.
he might have been admiring the pink for a different reason.especially since he knows what oil of olay is.
ReplyDeleteYou go girl, you still got it, shake what your momma gave you!
Wow! His pick-up tactics were smoothe. Better than him honking and screaming out his car window at you.
ReplyDeleteI like his moves. Don't discount the dude, he could be the manager at Waffle House...now wouldn't you look silly if you lost that opportunity?
ReplyDeleteMy style of "flirting" is staring at you until I get the evil eye. Then I know I've made a connection.
"Wow! That Oil of Olay stuff really works!"
ReplyDeleteAha ha ha, what a beauty!
Nuthin' like working at a top shelf restaurant to win a girl over, huh?
ReplyDeleteEw. And for the record- I'm not 24 yet! :) Still have a month to be 23!!! Yeah!
ReplyDeleteLMAO! That story is priceless. I haven't been hit on in forever. Perhaps if I tried actually making eye contact with people. And stopped wearing that t-shirt that says "I'm antisocial so fuck off".
ReplyDeleteThe only place I ever got food poisoning was a Waffle House.. but free bacon and pancakes would be tempting! ;)
ReplyDeleteI don't care who hits on me, it's still flattering and good to know I still got it! And you, Miss Pissy, have GOT IT!!
oh shit.
ReplyDeleteThats too fucking funny.. the waffle house. You have to be telling the truth cause thats just crazy to make up.
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious. Hey for free waffles why not? LOL
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious. Hey for free waffles why not? LOL
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised you don't get more smooth-talkers like him!
ReplyDeleteOil of Olay works! I buy the unscented with sunscreen. Love it. I might be an old gal, but I'm an old gal with less apparent wrinkles now.
When we go on road trips, we count the number of Waffle House (or just their signs) along the highway. We once passed an intersection that had a Waffle House on each side of the road. WTF? Duelling Waffle Houses!
dear pissy,
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you can collect my DNA anytime you want
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(sorry - had to say it)
cynical girl: the oil smells worse.
ReplyDeleteshpprgrl: oh yeah! He's a keeper, alright! ;-)
fuzzbox: that's what I'm thinking!
terry: I will be more than happy to hook you up with his # !
miss litzi: oh, he was fairly harmless, I think. I just had to laugh. What else are you gonna do?
lori: I KNOW! LOL
library mama: heh! one daughter is married and the other is in a long-term relationship. But thanks for thinking of them! ;-)
shelly: Oh, honey! We're uptown here in Hell...Waffle House takes debit cards now!!!! ;-)
phats: True! Especially at my age!
buddha girl: No! Thank God!
katt: Unfortunately I'm so chubby it shakes by itself!
pud: Oh yeah! He was smooth!
monk: I didn't think of the mangement aspect! Damn! I like your method~stick with that!
bruce: that's what I'm talking about!
samantha: Isn't it?!?!? ;-)
thanks for stopping by!
little p: heh! Close enough!
nonny: I want that t-shirt!
e: that's a good point! :)
justin: I KNOW!!!!
crazy dan: It really happened~I promise! ;-)
thanks for stopping by!
mimi: yeah, free food is always good! ;-)
kc: heh! and I actually use Oil of Olay~ the new improved~Oil of Olay Complete all day moisture cream with SPF 15. It's not stinky like the old pink Oil of Olay! ;-)
dueling Waffle Houses?!?!? I love it!
cadbury: Heh! I'll keep that in mind! ;-)
You GOTTA get some of that...
ReplyDeletepixie: ;-)
ReplyDeleteMr. Fab: Oh YEAH! ;-)
hey, if you can get some free waffles out of it, go for it! lol
ReplyDeletewebmiztris: next time I'm in the mood for waffles, I'll be looking him up!
ReplyDeleteWhat a stud!! ;-)
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