Only 85%?!?!?!?

You Are 85% Bitchy

Ouch, you've got a heart of steel, and you don't mind throwing out cutting insults to whomever you hate. Those who know you well know not to mess with you. And those who don't know you well are plain scared of you!

How Bitchy Are You?

Damn it!

Don't tell anybody how low I scored on this.

I have a reputation to maintain.

Adventures in DNA testing: Oct '07 edition

Things I have experienced while DNA testing this week:

*Various polyester clad Coffee County DHR workers being hostile to me when normally they're quite nice. Bitches!

*Two different 20-something guys telling me I "look good".


One had teeth like this.....



the other had bling like this.....


(yeah....I attract the hot ones, don't hate!)

*Resorting to using a computer at the public library in Ozark today to check my email because Dale County DHR won't let me touch a computer in their agency FULL of freakin' unused computers. Oh, the humanity!

*3 different DHR workers telling me I'm too skinny.

*One DHR worker trying to force feed me "dipped Oreos" in an attempt to "fatten me up".

*Cruising the aisles of the Ozark Wal-mart for an hour without buying a thing because there is nowhere else to go in Ozark.

(It's even worse than Enterprise.)

Como se dice en Espanol.......

Psssssssst!

It's me.....

I know this is super lazy of me....but ever since I started checking out Guanabee on a daily basis...I keep coming across stuff that reminds me of growing up in Texas as the whitest Mexican girl in my high school. I'm talking so much like a white girl, the other Mexicans didn't even speak to me. Ha!

Anyway.....back to the laziness......I'm always finding stuff on there that I want to share with y'all....besides....during boot camp...I'm doing cardio 6 days a week (yeah, right!) and weight training 3 times a week ( I actually do that) so my ass is tired and can't come up with anything entertaining to post on my own. Other than pictures of cute puppies, of course.

So...Guanabee has a post about this site.....that has a bunch of what they call "freejoles" (heh) .....computer icons that you can put on your Facebook page...or whatever else you might be into....

There are lots of them, but these are my favorites.

Enjoy!

This one is so wrong...yet so right.....
What?
I'm already IN Hell, remember?

I'll probably have to print this, blow it up to poster size and use it at my next
Cinco de Mayo fiesta!

....and I don't even like cats!



.....and just so you can't say we don't strive to educate here at the Southern Circle of Hell:

1.	cholo
	A cholo is term implying a Hispanic male that typically dresses in chinos (khahki pants), a wifebeater sleeveless teeshirt or a flannel shirt with only the top buttoned, a hairnet, or with a bandana around the forehead, usually halfway down over the eyes. Cholos often have black ink tattoos, commonly involving Catholic imagery, or calligraphy messages or family names. *definition: Urban Dictionary Trust me when I say that there has NEVER been a cholo sighting here in Hell.

Can't sleep....zombies will eat me.....

I'm SO disappointed in myself!

Did '28 Days Later' and 'Shaun of the Dead' teach me nothing??!?!?!

What about 'The Fog'? Both versions......

And 'Buffy'? All the seasons? I thought I'd paid attention.....

Apparently I need to stock up on canned goods and get some weapons training.

57%

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Thanks, Pud. Now I know I'm gonna die if we have a Zombie take over here in Hell.

BC: Week 2 photos

My arms and shoulders are small(ish)
I'm trying to get some definition

as you can see here,
I have NONE!

Suzie says we should start noticing some definition
by week 3....

Side view
not too bad.....
(especially considering I'd just eaten a Waffle House omelet ;-) )

front view
thighs and butt still pudgy
*sigh*
always been my problem area

I love my new shoes
great for dance classes
and easy to slip off for yoga classes

I plan on posting pictures in this same outfit every two weeks
while I'm in boot camp.

We'll see if there is any visible progress
or if I'm going through all this pain for nothing!

....and his name is.......

RUEBEN!!!!

all together now.....

"Awwwwwwwwwwww......"

I know.

You want a puppy just like him, don't you?

I'll let the rest of the photos speak for themselves.

Thanks, Little P for sending these cutastic pictures of your new baby!

Boot Camp Ladies Night

Our "Boot Camp" is pretty organized.

We get printed handouts....there's an online forum...
we have to keep track of our workouts on a sheet that's in a public place
(the ladies' locker room at the gym)
and every two weeks we have "Ladies Night".

Sunday was our first one.
We met at Beef O' Brady's for dinner.

Of course I took pictures!

Suzie...our fearless leader, certified personal trainer
and mother of 3 year old twin boys
and an 18 month
old girl.

....and she's only 27!!!!

She'd just come from training someone at the gym.

Everyone ordered healthy food....what choice do you have

when your trainer is sitting at the the table, right?

Me and Suzie
I'm the oldest one in Boot Camp!
I should get some sort of "old broad" prize!

Group shot

This is week two....so far I'm enjoying it.
Today I met with Suzie and another "camper" for upper body
that lasted an hour...
then I did 45 minutes on the treadmill.

Tomorrow is lower body for an hour
and then an hour long yoga class.

Pray for me.