Thursday, September 14, 2006

Salon Stories....short version

*First client of the afternoon: upon entering the salon, launched into the tale of the tummy tuck, boob lift and liposuction that she'd had since her last salon visit a month ago.....

Next thing I know, she's unzipping her skirt and releasing the velcro on the compression belt she's wearing to show us how good her stomach looks. M'kay.....apparently she likes to share....then she lowers the skirt to show us how small her scar is.... let me just say that her panties were the same lovely shade of turquiose as her blouse.

*13 year old male triplets came in for haircuts. Very cute, very well mannered. Very glad they're not mine.

*Last client of the day comes in, goes straight to the fridge in the kitchen to put her "gluten-free" bread in the freezer, helps herself to a bottle of water from the fridge....then tells me that since she's already "made herself at home" ~ that she's going to lay down on the couch.

She did.

Throw pillow behind her head, magazine to read and all.


I think I'm gonna like this job! ;-)

29 comments:

  1. LOL it sounds so much fun!
    At least she was wearing panties, could have been much worse...

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  2. HA! I like the one who came in and plopped down on the couch that's awesome. Sounds like you're gonna have some good blogger stories

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  3. Pissy this job is gonna be fun! And you are gonna have sooooo much blogging material! It sounds like the beauty shop where I go....one girl brings in a 12 pack of beer and puts it in the fridge...lol. One day we were all drinkin wine and tellin stories...its a great place to go!!! But I wouldnt want to live there! lol

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  4. So when did she show off the breasts?

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  5. Sounds fun! LMAO. I can't wait for more stories!

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  6. Well at least she didn't get new boobs or you would have had to see those too.

    Hell seems like a pretty laid back place.

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  7. I guess when you spend all that money you want to get noticed.

    I knew a girl at work who had a boob job and she spent all day lifting her shirt to show anyone who would look.

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  8. Oh man, right off the bat?

    Sweet!

    Eventually you'll be able to write a book!

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  9. I LOVE going to the salon. Working there would be a freaking BLAST!! I say that everytime I go...

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  10. People and their crazy make the best stories! Did couch girl ever get her hair cut?

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  11. Oh big P you are going to have so much fun!!! I'm jealous... free cuts and color? that's worth not even getting paid with what my hairs been through this year! :)

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  12. Sounds like you're gonna be having some fun working there!What is it with people showing surgury scars, maybe we don't wanna see!!

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  13. I love it when your job lends me some giggles. And I'm with, Pixie...thank God she was wearing underwear!!! :o)

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  14. pixie: It is fun! I don't think this particular lady would even go without panties~too prissy! ;-)

    phats: yeah, she took me by surprise just a little! *LOL*

    catch: I knew it would be fun b/c I've been going there for years and both my daughters have worked there. I hope a lot happens in the two afternoons a week that I'm there! ;-)

    rat: She and hair guy both said that she'd already shown her boobs. Guess that was before I started working there. ;-)

    dutchie: it really is!

    nonny: she'd gotten those a few years ago and had already shown them to hair guy. Hell can be laid back...at times ;-)

    signgurl: Exactly! and I guess they won't to be told they look good and made the right decision. The gal really did look good. I had been there last month (before the surgery) when she'd come in. You could really tell the difference.

    mr fab: Yep! Right off the bat!

    AND she was standing in front of a window!

    nowhere girl: I've always told hair guy that working there is my dream job. ;-) he could pay me more, but oh well....the fun and the free hair cuts/color will make up for it! :)

    orhan: I think it will be. :)

    jmeped: she did....I thought hair guy was gonna have to carry her over to his chair...then when she went under the dryer, I had to get her a special foot stool. No one else asks for it....just her (according to hair guy).

    t: I know! I'm excited about it!

    samantha: It will be fun! and I don't know what it is about people wanting to show their surgery scars.....but they sure do! :)

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  15. dramedy girl: heh! You're so right about the panties! and she was so fast! I guess she was trying to show Hair Guy quickly before anyone else came in....I was just caught in the crossfire.

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  16. this sounds so much better than collecting DNA from waffle house cooks.

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  17. Thank GOd she didn't pull up her shirt to show you her boob lift. That is TOO funny!!!!

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  18. Sounds like this job is really going to give you lots of cool tales to tell!

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  19. Oh lord...I am going to LOVE you having this job! The stories to be told!!!!

    *boing boing*

    CP.

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  20. Sounds like you're working in a looney bin. Fun for you and good for us because we get to hear all about it! Yippee!

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  21. Alright I added Auburn to my picks, but you might not like the pick :(

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  22. Oh no! I think the first client must be HG's friend! Thank goodness she didn't recently have a bikini wax she was proud of! :)

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  23. I was hoping she would have shown you her boobs!

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  24. You forgot the part where I came in and demanded to see the manager because I found hair on my shirt.

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  25. Sounds like a cross between Steel Magnolias and Beauty Shop. Glad you're sharing your fun!

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  26. You know, that's how I got started doing hair-I started working in salons after I graduated High School, and a few years later, I gave in to the urge to fix everyone's hair and went to cosmetology school...Now I've been doing it for 17 years! You're SO gonna love it!!!

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  27. Geez, what a dork-I thought I had comeented on this, and got stuck in the blogger/blogger beta thing... Sorry for copying myself... :)

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