"Fashion Police?"
"Pissy here."
"I want to report a 40 W F 40 O."
"That's right."
"40- year- old -white- female -40- pounds- overweight- wearing- overalls."
"Short overalls."
"Yes. You heard me correctly. Short. Overalls."
"Seen entering Ryan's All-You-Can-Eat Buffet."
"No, I didn't attempt a "Citizen's Arrest"."
"The Chief told me I couldn't do that anymore."
"Right. That unfortunate "incident" at the Pizza Hut buffet."
"Ummmm hmmmm.....that was me."
"No....really. I'm ok. I used my pepper spray on the perp."
"O.k....... so you'll make the arrest?"
"Oh, please. No need for thanks. I consider it a public service."
Thank you so much. If you see a wrong and do nothing about it, you become part of the problem. I'm glad you're part of the SOLUTION! I think I saw her sister here going into Hometown Buffet (all you can eat).
ReplyDeleterat: You are so welcome!
ReplyDeleteI am absolutely part of the solution~read some of the archives here in Hell....you'll see.
Pissy doesn't just "talk the talk".
She "walks the walk."
She also refers to herself in the third person at times.
Damn, Pissy! I didn't think you'd recognize me in my overalls. After all, I don't spend all that much time at buffet's in hell. Sheesh! Thanks for outing me.
ReplyDeleteIt's that damn Pizza Hut buffet!
ReplyDeleteStay away from that place!
:)
i saw with my own eyes a woman that weighted about 375 in a pink stretch long tube top with black stretch pants ...both 3 sizes to small...her boobies looked like smashed pink punkins...and i swear she was smuggling watermellons in her pants...my first urge was to burst out laughing..and then to cry...man...i get nervous if my tshirt feels tight...
ReplyDeletekc! I wasn't gonna out you! You did that yourself! ;-)
ReplyDeletesherry: I don't go to the Pizza Hut buffet anymore.
and I think I've now been banned from Ryan's....
jackie sue: Whoa! Did you issue a citation to that tube top chick?
I'm the same as you about my clothes~"better too loose than too tight" is my motto!
I hate buffets....you never know who has sneezed on the food while they were standing there. And you know how they say men masterbate and dont wash their hands????? yep....well what if one was getting a slice of bread or a roll and hadnt washed his hands....ewwwww. Nope, I want my food out of the kitchen where I cant see who cooked it..they may have but juicy pimples or dirty hands, but I dont see em! I just pretend some obsessive cleanliness freak cooked my dinner!
ReplyDeleteI just went thru your archives and read that Pizza Hut story...DAYUM!
ReplyDeleteOn behalf of us fashion abiding citizens, Thank You Pissy!
Pissy have read this book:
ReplyDeleteTarget underwear and a Vera Wang Gown Notes from a Single girl's Closet.
I think you would like it, its all about fashion and shopping.
Overalls are SO wrong unless you are under the age of 6?!
ReplyDeleteAdd a buffet and 40 extra pounds, I see your need for concern Pissy.
Maybe Hell will grant you the key to the city?!
LOL hahahahahahahaha * gasp *
ReplyDeleteThat kind of shit is illegal? Damn I wish I'd known. I think I could have gotten a life sentence for the 30 year old who was 60 pounds overweight and wearing a half shirt. I think she had a navel piercing also, but only a professional spelunker would know for sure.
ReplyDeleteBtw, saw your post about Lorne. Very funny. I always like Lorne too. I'm currently collecting the Angel series on DVD. Honestly though, I always had a thing for Spike. I think it's the accent, even if it was fake.
Sorry Pissy don't care what people wear.
ReplyDeleteCame here from Dr John's marathon
Sorry Pissy don't care what people wear.
ReplyDeleteCame here from Dr John's marathon
here from Dr. John's.
ReplyDeleteOH NO!
ReplyDeleteJust passing by to say hello from Dr. John.
ReplyDeleteNext time use a snare trap with a Twinkie as bait until the police can arrive.
ReplyDeleteSnort!! That's hysterical. :) I thought people in my family dressed bad...
ReplyDeleteOverall's - ICKY!!!! They should be banned and destroyed!!!!
ReplyDeleteDid she have HUGE 80's hair too?
LOL! I seen a few of those at our Ryans Steakhouse Buffet. In fact, I WAS one of those - 'cept I had an excuse because I was Preggers.
ReplyDeleteDr. John Marathoning' This afternoon!
Take Care. -Margie
The person who invented overall shorts should be put on a longterm hiatus from fashion.
ReplyDeleteActually I am pretty sure that at Ryan's anything goes, doesn't it? From what I remember, anyway...
ReplyDeleteBP: Your story reminded me of an episode from (sorry) Married, With Children:
ReplyDeleteAl goes to the All-Fried, All-U-Can-Eat-Buffet in Branson, Missouri (before getting into an argument with Tammy Wynette). Al is the next person in line to enter the buffet, but the host puts up a rope across the doorway.
Host: Sorry, sir, but we've just reached our weight limit.
There are certain things in life I just can't fathom, one of them being how enormously overweight people like that can wear the kinds of clothes they do.
Do you have handcuffs?
ReplyDeletehahahah! YOU go girl! keep the world safe. Wait, I have short alls, but I paint in them. So am I O.K.??? Will you turn me in???
ReplyDeleteHeyyyy Pissy!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou have company!!!!! Dr John sent me
Overalls are at least better than a muffin top.
ReplyDeleteAnyone over the age of 6 shouldn't wear overall....or at least not short ones.
ReplyDeleteI agree with NWGirl on that one!
...and I don't have a gun, but I DO have a badge! ;-)