Wednesday, February 7, 2007

Jeez!

I never knew that being cold caused people to be so cranky!

Moving on.....

I tested another 31 people today.....didn't finish until 3:30.

The "34 in four hours" yesterday is a record.

I tested 11 in an hour last Thursday.

I go to the jail this Friday to test two inmates and then to the county work release facility to collect one more.

Due to all of the above and factoring in all my ebay activity, I am treating myself to a pedicure in the morning and then Hair Guy is doing my hair right after that.

I must say....you can only collect DNA samples from so many people with horrible teeth, big ass tongue studs, mutiple poorly rendered tatoos and screaming babies~before you feel the most absolute urgent need to have a spa day.


I'm the one in the middle.
Posted by Big Pissy at 8:42 PM

25 comments:

  1. mist1February 7, 2007 at 10:31 PM

    I could use a spa day. I collect a lot of DNA in a week, but you have me beat.

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  2. Lady KFebruary 7, 2007 at 10:49 PM

    EWWWW! After something like that you DESERVE the spa day.

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  3. butterfly girlFebruary 7, 2007 at 11:48 PM

    I am about a ding a ling. When did you move to Alabama? All this time I thought you lived in Georgia. Hmmmm...what did I miss? Sorry for stupidity.

    Anyway, enjoy the pampering. I would love a little of that! Just waxed my brows, it hurts!

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  4. PudFebruary 7, 2007 at 11:48 PM

    Isn't everday a good day for a spa day? You won't believe the spa day I'm going to have when I get back from Iraq!

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  5. SignGurlFebruary 8, 2007 at 7:19 AM

    Ugh! You do deserve a break today after dealing with all he degenerates.

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  6. SherryFebruary 8, 2007 at 8:24 AM

    Enjoy!!!!
    I was heading to Pensacola this morning for my hair appt. BUT I'm to lazy. I've changed it until next week... You should see these roots.

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  7. limpy99February 8, 2007 at 11:33 AM

    Forget the spa day, go get yourself an artistically rendered tattoo!

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  8. Big PissyFebruary 8, 2007 at 12:28 PM

    mist: I might have you beat, but I'm sure you're way of collection is much more fun.

    lady k: I know!

    pud: Pretty much...but this week~even more so!

    butterfly girl: I've always lived in Alabama. It's my daughters who live in Georgia. :)

    jenn: Thank you!

    mrs slushie: My spa and hair appts. don't involve in a drive like your going to Pensacola would... ;-)

    limpy: Nah....I'm not in to tatoos. *LOL*

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  9. Loops O'FuryFebruary 8, 2007 at 1:51 PM

    Pedis are nice. I can't afford one now, but I'm about to soak my feet in the bathtub and pumice away some dead skin.

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  10. JerrsterFebruary 8, 2007 at 2:00 PM

    cucumber shades and what I'm betting is Champagne in that glass....its YOU baby.

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  11. Rat In A CageFebruary 8, 2007 at 3:02 PM

    It sounds lot like the Beer Day I am planning to enjoy tomorrow. Nice cucumber eyes.

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  12. CatchFebruary 8, 2007 at 3:31 PM

    dont you just love pedicures? sometimes my toes look better than my hands! lol you most certainly do deserve a spa day after dealing with all that riff raff! yuck!

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  13. Bathroom HippoFebruary 8, 2007 at 3:57 PM


    You only chose the one in the middle because she's the cutest!
    Not fair!

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  14. cadbury_vwFebruary 8, 2007 at 4:13 PM

    so, now you're extracting DNA from cucumbers?

    i think i'm missing something

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  15. :P fuzzboxFebruary 8, 2007 at 7:17 PM

    It's cold. I'm cranky. What more can I say?

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  16. Big PissyFebruary 8, 2007 at 9:16 PM

    loops: I hadn't had a pedi in MONTHS! My feet were awful....otherwise~I wouldn't have spent the $ on it right now.... :(

    jerr: heh! That's me! ;)

    rat: I hope you enjoy your Beer Day tomorrow as much as I enjoyed my spa time. :)

    catch: I do! I love a pedi almost as much as a facial! :)

    hippo: Do you want to be her 'cuz she's the cutest??!?

    'Cuz I'll let ya! *LOL*

    cad: Exactly!

    fuzz: Nothing....that pretty much says it all! ;-)

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  17. Bathroom HippoFebruary 8, 2007 at 9:52 PM



    I added a Pissy Bullet!

    I have shamed you =(

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  18. yellowdog grannyFebruary 8, 2007 at 10:26 PM

    dang girl, I would be wearing a plastic body suit and gloves up to my arm pits if I was you...
    we had 2 days of over 70 degrees before we got some more icky weather..but nothing like the rest of the country..thank the goddess..

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  19. Library MamaFebruary 8, 2007 at 10:44 PM

    Good luck in jail! ;-)

    (Was it really a good idea to get all beautied up before your trip to a correction facility?)

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  20. PhatsFebruary 8, 2007 at 11:48 PM

    I get cranky in the cold

    That is after I have had to get up earlier to start my car, shovel, scrape, and hopefully not slip on the ice! I HATE THE COLD :)

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  21. captain corkyFebruary 9, 2007 at 4:30 AM

    I'm glad you decided to spoil yourself after dealing with all of those miscreants instead of letting their negativity affect you.

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  22. Rat In A CageFebruary 9, 2007 at 7:44 AM

    Hey, way nice Pud package - you rock!

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  23. Attila The MomFebruary 9, 2007 at 8:03 AM

    Hope you had a wonderful treat!

    I'll tell you what---those tongue studs always skeeve me out. ew.

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  24. Top catFebruary 9, 2007 at 3:12 PM

    I picked you out right away.:)
    tc

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  25. MellissaFebruary 9, 2007 at 3:33 PM

    Oh heck BP -

    I need a spa day and I don't even have to go through all that!!

    Hope it was wonderful... ;-)

    xoxo,
    Ladybug

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