Monday, March 19, 2007

A giggle for Monday


(I got this in a forward today from Suzy. My apologies if you've read this before. )

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

You enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work .

You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're
generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you
have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-
like conditions: central heating, room service on tap, and then.

You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.
Posted by Big Pissy at 8:16 AM

17 comments:

  1. SamanthaMarch 19, 2007 at 2:50 PM

    I love that! Hehehe

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  2. Big PissyMarch 19, 2007 at 3:04 PM

    I thought it was cute! ;-)

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  3. t_coleMarch 19, 2007 at 3:22 PM

    you know - i think i want to do that too.

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  4. JerrsterMarch 19, 2007 at 4:14 PM

    I'm in...lets get to the spa-like conditions.

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  5. SignGurlMarch 19, 2007 at 5:38 PM

    Now that's the way to live!

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  6. Mr. FabulousMarch 19, 2007 at 7:29 PM

    Okay, I'm in. Where do I sign up? :)

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  7. just meMarch 19, 2007 at 7:30 PM

    that is amazing. I want that.

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  8. CatchMarch 19, 2007 at 10:56 PM

    I have seen it before...but it always makes me smile....not a bad idea huh?

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  9. mist1March 19, 2007 at 11:12 PM

    Seriously, I never want to see my mom's vagina again.

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  10. Orhan KahnMarch 20, 2007 at 5:18 AM

    I think that is pretty smart. I approve, muchly so.

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  11. captain corkyMarch 20, 2007 at 5:40 AM

    Not a bad idea. ;)

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  12. SherryMarch 20, 2007 at 6:22 AM

    That is tooo cute.

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  13. PixieMarch 20, 2007 at 1:32 PM

    Hee Hee.

    Hope you get your car sorted out soon too. :)

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  14. DutchBitchMarch 20, 2007 at 2:07 PM

    OMG! That's great! End as an orgasm... count me in!

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  15. :P fuzzboxMarch 20, 2007 at 3:21 PM

    As long as I don't end up getting spit into a kleenex at the end it would be all good.

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  16. ArcturusMarch 20, 2007 at 4:36 PM

    At the microscopic scale, time theoretically should be symmetric -- flow in either direction. The Arrow of Time is a mystery indeed, BP.

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  17. MimiMarch 20, 2007 at 8:26 PM

    Now that is the plan! Who screwed it up for us?

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