Monday, April 30, 2007

Important Infomation from an Expert


Do NOT buy Keebler Pecan Sandies Reduced Fat Cookies!

They say:
"25% less fat that original Sandies...."

I say:
50% less taste!

They say:
"melt-in-your-mouth Cookies with Crunchy Pecans...."

I say:
No they don't. It takes a giant swig of chocolate milk to make them melt in your mouth.

....and the pecans are teeny.


Trust me on this.

I've done the field work.
Posted by Big Pissy at 9:56 AM

25 comments:

  1. Doo DahApril 30, 2007 at 10:12 AM

    Thanks for the word of warning, I love them and probably would have tried the diet ones.....I would prefer to keep my flabby arse than give up taste on those particular cookies....

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  2. Big PissyApril 30, 2007 at 10:15 AM

    doo dah: you are so very welcome!

    I love them too and thought I should at least give these a try....MISTAKE!

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  3. mist1April 30, 2007 at 10:46 AM

    I don't prefer any reduced fat products.

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  4. ebezpApril 30, 2007 at 11:30 AM

    Fortunately I don't have that problem - can't get them over here!!

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  5. Burr-ee-toeApril 30, 2007 at 12:10 PM

    I hate when they fool you like that! Its not fair! :( I do enjoy reduced fat cheez its. But I always wonder if they're still reduced fat if I've consumed the entire box.

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  6. CatchApril 30, 2007 at 1:40 PM

    I hate reduced fat products...what they dont tell you is it is also reduced taste!

    Pissy, I havent found Gidget yet :((...the first thing I thought of when I woke up this morning was her. Im thinking I should never have stolen that dog even if I was trying to rescue her. I guess this is payback.

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  7. BlancodeviosaApril 30, 2007 at 2:23 PM

    and don't fall for those mini- buttered popcorn rice cake hooties. it's like artificially buttered cardboard crap.

    bleeeech....

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  8. The PhoenixApril 30, 2007 at 4:01 PM

    I love the regular ones...mmmmmm.

    Thanks for the warning.

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  9. MonkeyApril 30, 2007 at 4:41 PM

    Online Confession #102: I don't eat reduced fat anything.

    Give me the real thing! Or nothing! Liberty or death! Bananas or Bananas! Oh. Excuse me.

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  10. captain corkyApril 30, 2007 at 5:21 PM

    Pissy, I don't buy anything that is reduced. Especially sugar and fat. Actually that's not true, sometime I buy Bud Light, but please don't tell anyone, I got a rep to protect.

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  11. Mr. FabulousApril 30, 2007 at 6:21 PM

    You're like Consumer Reports!

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  12. HoniApril 30, 2007 at 6:58 PM

    I had a friend years ago.. who believed that since it said Weight Watchers on the box... He could eat the whole box.. and it not matter... He loved the WW fudgecicles.. but he would eat a box at one sitting..lol..... hmm... well.. I do appreciate the warning.. Field work is a good thing...

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  13. HoniApril 30, 2007 at 6:58 PM

    I had a friend years ago.. who believed that since it said Weight Watchers on the box... He could eat the whole box.. and it not matter... He loved the WW fudgecicles.. but he would eat a box at one sitting..lol..... hmm... well.. I do appreciate the warning.. Field work is a good thing...

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  14. Library MamaApril 30, 2007 at 9:07 PM

    We are so fortunate to have you to do our dirty work for us, Pissy.

    Though, like Ebezp, we don't get Sandies here in our neck of the woods, but thanks to your report, I wouldn't buy them if we did.

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  15. just meApril 30, 2007 at 10:11 PM

    low fat cookies blow.


    i just end up eating 10 instead of 5.

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  16. Curly Glamour GirlieMay 1, 2007 at 8:07 AM

    Low fat cookies are just an oxy moron. They make you think that you're doing the right thing and being "healthy" but then you realize you they don't taste quite right and eat about 15 more than you should have because you're trying to find out if they do indeed taste differently.

    I say just go for the real thing!

    But thanks for the field work. Sometimes you never know......

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  17. Lady KMay 1, 2007 at 8:43 AM

    Those are cookies you just don't scrimp on. They're also one of my favorites.

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  18. J R EstelleMay 1, 2007 at 9:23 AM

    Pecan Sandies AND Cinco De Mayo....I "heart" you. hmmm..you think they go good with margaritas?

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  19. yellowdog grannyMay 1, 2007 at 12:10 PM

    I'll tell you what pisses me off..when they sell you a 'new and improved product'..what the hell was the old product? shit on a stick?...they lie..they lie..they lie...

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  20. KCMay 1, 2007 at 1:21 PM

    Thanks for your dedicated work in the field, Pissy! I'll stick with regular, full-flavor Oreos.

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  21. limpy99May 1, 2007 at 1:54 PM

    Oreos will never let you down like that.

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  22. Queen of the MayhemMay 1, 2007 at 4:09 PM

    I recently had the 100 calorie pack "Grasshopper" cookies by Keebler. They were delicious!

    Of course, I could have eaten 3 packs....but I didn't!

    Thanks for the warning!

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  23. SignGurlMay 1, 2007 at 8:42 PM

    I miss sugar.... *sigh*

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  24. Orhan KahnMay 2, 2007 at 4:32 PM

    The field work has been done.

    Noted ;)

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  25. :P fuzzboxMay 4, 2007 at 9:23 PM

    But have you tried the new Hershey Bars with Peanut Butter. They RULE!!!

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