It's 12:21 p.m. here in Decatur, Georgia as I recover
from my "Zumbification".
I slept for 9 solid hours last night.
That's how tired I was after a total of
six hours of Zumba.
Three of those six hours full-out, hard-core, intense dancing,
the other three hours were less intense dancing
but still required movement.
Not to mention the fact that training yesterday
lasted for a total of TEN HOURS!!!
In light of the above facts; plus the fact
that I hadn't had hot food since
Thursday afternoon sometime, I felt that a
hearty breakfast was in order.
Pastries a Go- Go
here we come!
I like that you can help yourself to coffee while you
wait to be seated.
from my "Zumbification".
I slept for 9 solid hours last night.
That's how tired I was after a total of
six hours of Zumba.
Three of those six hours full-out, hard-core, intense dancing,
the other three hours were less intense dancing
but still required movement.
Not to mention the fact that training yesterday
lasted for a total of TEN HOURS!!!
In light of the above facts; plus the fact
that I hadn't had hot food since
Thursday afternoon sometime, I felt that a
hearty breakfast was in order.
Pastries a Go- Go
here we come!
I like that you can help yourself to coffee while youwait to be seated.

my tasty calorie-laden breakfastwhich contained a few of my personal favorite
"Southern" breakfast items:
grits, bacon, biscuit and Sweet Tea with lemon.
(We capitalize "Sweet Tea" in Hell.
That's just how we roll.)
Now for some pictures from my Zumba training.
I know y'all have been waiting breathlessly for these....
But first I have to say that the Gold's Gym
facility where the training was held
was incredible.
State-of-the-art everything.
This was taken Friday night after doing TWO SOLID HOURS ofZumba "Master Class".
The expression on my face is not necessarily happiness as much
as it is delirious.
Did that make sense?
I don't know....
I'm still zoned out.
Oh!
who knew I had such long thumbs?!?!?
Wtf?
and the "thumbs up" pose was NOT my idea.
Just so you know.
I set my fat ass up in the back against a wall on a small pileof yoga mats.
I had TONS more stuff with me, but taking a picture
of it would have required my standing up
and I wasn't standing up unless I HAD to.
I'm sure you understand.
wrist band required for Friday night's Master ClassI have no idea why....
or why I took the picture of it for that matter.
Zoned out, remember?
Y'all.....I learned SO much, met SO many awesome people
and had an incredible time.
AND
I already got an email from my Gold's Gym
wanting to put me on the schedule to teach in October.
EEK!
I don't know if I'll be ready!!!!



I'm so PROUD of you!!! Can't wait to hear how your first teaching class goes.
ReplyDeleteWHOO-HOOO!!!
ReplyDeleteyou could teach a zumba class right now, I just know it!!!!
:)
Mrs. Hall
well of course you'll be ready..you're big pissy..
ReplyDeleteyou're a better man than i am gunga din
You do have freakishly long thumbs, lol!
ReplyDeleteEven in a state of deliriousness, you are gorgeous.
I'm so excited for you!! You are gonna rock this.
woooo hooooo
ReplyDeleteSweet Tea should be capitalized for sure and you do have long thumbs!!
Looks like not much fun but looks like you had a big ole time so thats good.
Congrats on the teaching offer!!
You're a dancing hottie! I'd like to clean you off in the shower.
ReplyDeleteAs soon as I read your post re: Zumba...I started searching for a class near me... I get so bored with the same old routine. I can't wait to hear about your classes....
ReplyDeleteDAHM!! You look good woman.
ReplyDeleteYou should be so proud of yourself.
The only thing I can do for that long period of time is sleep...when I'm in a hotel away from the children.
I am so impressed.
aw...I am impressed with the Big Piss!
ReplyDeleteYour determination has made me want to loose this blubbery bod.
How can one be so purty when all sweaty? Damm, I'da look like last weeks smelly dishrag.
Wow, good for you. And, you look awesome in that photo! ;-)
ReplyDeleteThat biscuit looks so yummy and fluffy!! You know the thumbs up was SO your idea. haha
ReplyDeleteI think you're ready! No doubt!! Will you be teaching any on the weekends are just on weeknights? Let me know - I def want to take your class. How fun would that be?! (for me!) haha
awesome! can you teach zumba over the internet? just type the instructions and trust us to get up off our bums and exercise.
ReplyDeleteThe hell you're not ready!
ReplyDeleteYou were born ready!
You will be SUCH the rocking-ass instructor! If I lived in Hell, I would sign up to take a class with you. I'd likely curse you out under each huffing breath, but I'd love every second of it!
You go, girl! I think your thumb is so long in that photo because you are out of your mind after working up that sweat!
ReplyDeleteIt's so awesome that you went for it, and I can't wait to hear about your first class!
I'm exhausted just thinking about it!
ReplyDeleteIt'll be exciting to hear about your first teaching adventure!
azn8tive: Thank you! I really appreciate it! :)
ReplyDeletemrs. hall: LOL Thanks! :)
jackiesue: hee! Well, I'm gonna try! :)
jenn: I KNOW, right? What's up with that?!?!? LOL Thanks for you support. Wish you could come do a class with me! ;-)
sage: Sweet Tea is capitalized in my world! LOL
Thanks! :)
rat: uh huh. I won't tell your girlfriend you said that. ;-)
jacinda: Zumba is just so high energy and fun. I hope you find a class and enjoy it as much as I do! :)
dejoni: LOL Thanks! and I bet you'd surprise yourself.....the time doesn't seem so long when you're having fun. :)
doo dah: you're so funny! I was literally dripping sweat. It was pretty gross! LOL
whitenoise: Thanks!!!!!! :)
kel: oh, that biscuit WAS so fluffy and yummy! ;-)
yeah, the "thumbs up" is my signature pose. LOL
I'll only teach one Saturday a month. Two classes during the week. :)
(m)ary: why sure I can! LOL
buddha girl: Awwwwwww..thanks! You always know what to say...and in such a special, buddha girl sorta way!
btw....are you gonna invite me to your blog?!?!? I'm currently locked out! LOL
lola: well...that's one long thumb theory I hadn't thought of! LOL
Thanks! :)
sassy: I know what you mean...I'm STILL exhausted just thinking about it! :)
Oh hey! I would SO sign up for one of your classes. Especially if grits are part of the recovery.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to have to call Gold's Gym. I actually have one of those!
Ummm I came back because I have a question...what in hells tarnation is a grit?
ReplyDeleteThanks :)