I am officially freaked out now.
I didn't post about my most recent frog home invasion because I figured y'all were probably tired of hearing about them by now.......
But when I encountered one today at the pool..... I decided I'd better go back to last Saturday when I came home from Gulf Shores......
Yeah. You guessed it.
I walked in to the bathroom here at home, lifted the lid on the toilet, and there it was.
Just sitting there.
Staring at me.
Wondering where I'd been.
Sweet Man said he hadn't seen any the entire 6 days I was gone.
Well
of course not!
That's because they wait for
ME!
So this morning I get to the pool. No one is there but me. What should be swimming around???
I know y'all are thinking:
that's not unusual. Frogs go to water, right?I've been going to this pool for 5 years and have never seen a frog in it before.
I get the net and fish him out.
A little later, I'm floating near the side of the pool, look over to the decking, and sitting there is the frog I'd fished out!
What are the odds that the frog would come to the exact spot in the pool where I was?
Pretty slim, I'm thinking.
I read an article
here that stated that since 1989 populations of amphibians seem to be rapidly disappearing.
I can solve their little mystery.
They're disappearing from the rest of the world because all the little fuckers are here in Hell following
me around!
