Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Why Pissy is Pissy.....

That post yesterday?

and the Jack Ingram posts?

I used to be that way 5 freakin' days a week when I worked at the District Attorney's Office.

That's how I got the nickname "Pissy".

I stayed pissed off at work constantly!

Imagine dealing with fucktards, assholes, deadbeats, whining welfare mamas who kept having babies....not to mention the lawyers...for TWELVE YEARS!

I got so good at arguing that I would go up to the bench with the baby ADA and whisper to him what point to bring up next.

Or I'd sit at counsel table and write notes to the ADAs telling them what they needed to argue next.

Or we'd just skip the notes and they'd just out-right ask me what they should say next.

I'm not bragging....I'm a professional caliber arguer (is that a word?) and these ADAs were kinda lazy and willing to let me tell them what to say. Less work for them and they knew that I knew what I was talking about.

So yeah.....the arguing....the being pissed off constantly...and being known as a hard-ass-take-no-prisoners-bitch (which I earned honestly)..those are some of the main reasons I quit.

Even with medication......I seem to have a problem with


p.s. I'm testing inmates at two different jails tomorrow.
Should be interesting...... ;-)

22 comments:

  1. ".....she's beautiful...forceful and KICKS ASS...funny...and loves shoes,shopping and T-shirts...I know MOM I keep asking her if there is anyone like her back at home..."

    ::::SIGH::::

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  2. Pissy does look a bit like Kate Jackson. Were you an Angel in a previous life?

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  3. I want to be like you when/if I grow up!

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  4. I thought you had to quit the DNA gig? I'm glad you didn't.

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  5. Sheesh. I don't call that a problem with anger management. I call it keeping it real!

    I hate fucktards. Hate 'em.

    I LOVE hearing about your escapades with these idiots who refuse to take responsibility with their yogurt shakes and love tunnels.

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  6. Oh the memories....oh the good times we used to have in court! I actually miss it....sometimes! Maybe we should have gone to law school...nah, then some smartasses like us would be telling US what to say!! Anyway, I'd mention a few of my favorite cases, but-tah...probably not good blog etiquette.......

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  7. It's hard to be nice and sweet if you're surrounded by dumbasses all day long. I'd be pissy too.

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  8. I love passing notes. That part sounds like fun.

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  9. i enjoy my pissiness!

    they just thought a hysterectomy would fix that..


    haha showed you sucka!

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  10. I could totally see you in that pic of tweety.

    I'm back!

    Thanks for the Keeblar Pecan advice.

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  11. At work I have to constantly deal with drunks, mentallers who come in because they think that the governement is stealing their money and just generally bitches who think they know more than me. I feel your pain.

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  12. I think the word you're looking for is "litigator", if it's not, it should be. It's a damn good word.

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  13. I've learned that the majority of the public consists of complete fucktards. Why do they keep procreating???

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  14. Save Pissy, save the world...

    Kick some ass, girl.

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  15. I don't know why I never put all of that together before. It makes sense.

    Thing is, I think most of your rants seem warranted. It's one thing to be in a pissy mood. It's another to be a complete bitch.

    You're a long way from that.

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  16. I love you, Pissy! You rock!

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  17. HMM this is a double comment.. hope thats a kosher thing to do in Blogger land.. anyhoooooow.... Fucktard.. that is the second time today I have seen that word in a blog post and you know something.. I like it... I especially love the picture of Cookie Monster calling Bert a Fucktard LOL.. I am weird??? I LOVE LOVE LOVE your ATTITUDE.. your BITCHITUDE.. ( just made that up) I love it... I like how you know how to handle yourself in any given situation and put demanding dickheads uhmm Fucktards.. I like that better.. in their place.. I need to know how to do that... I had a incident yesterday where I needed that attitude... sigh...

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  18. Thank you Pissy, I now have a profession for my son LOL a professional caliber arguer.

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  19. I think we should meet up for cocktails tomorrow. It sounds like you need a drink. I know I do, but then again I always do.

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  20. jerr: aw....you are so CUTE! ;-)

    rainwolf: No....but I did like Kate Jackson better than Farrah.

    jenn: Okay! ;-)

    hotlipz: Sweet Man wanted me too...but I hate to give it up. I'd miss it.

    buddha girl: I guess it's the way I react to them....I just can't stand stupid people. They drive me nuts!

    kayekaye: Nah....NOT law school! Look what happened to our one friend who did that? I mean, she loves being a lawyer, but she had to leave us all behind to do it!

    I think you and I should do a joint blog and post nothing but all our old child support stories.

    We have some GREAT ones!

    Remember "layered stank"?!? *LOL*

    sunshine: You understand! Thank you!

    mist: it actually was.

    blanco: I had a hysterectomy when I was 28. Maybe that's another reason I'm pissy! ;-)

    hippo: Yea! Sweet Hippo is back!!

    sam: Oh, no! and you're so young! Look out~it'll turn you into a bitch too! *LOL*

    de: that is a good word. I only use it to describe attorneys. Can it be used to describe a smart ass who is talented at arguing but not an attorney?

    burr-ee-toe: because they're fucktards?

    lady k: heh! I seem to on a daily basis these days. ;-)

    ajooja: Well, thank you! You get me! I don't think I'm a complete bitch....but I CAN be a bitch at times. I admit it. ;-)

    kc: Aw, thanks! Back at 'cha! ;-)

    hobnib: Fucktard IS a good word, isn't it? ;-)

    I think the thing about being...shall we say "assertive"...is that it's either part of your personality or it's not. It's certainly part of mine and I've gotten more assertive the older I get.

    My oldest daughter cannot stand confrontation of any kind. Neither can my husband.

    My youngest daughter (Little Pissy) is assertive just like me. Only she's just 24 years old. Can you imagine what she'll be like by the time she's my age?!?!? *LOL*

    lori: You're welcome. Always glad to help a friend out. :)

    corky: I'll be in Birmingham this weekend. Wanna meet up? ;-)

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  21. I was an angry worker, myself, in my last job. Some of it had to do with the beaurocratic bullshit, and some of it was my pathological liar of a supervisor. My temper eventually cost me my job, but, at the same time, it was actually a huge weight off my shoulders.

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  22. Fucktard has to be my favorite word in the English language. Thanks so much for using it. And have a nice day.

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