Little Pissy sent this to me in a forward.....Enjoy!
30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
28. Duct tape won't fix that.
27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
26. We don't keep firearms in this house.
25. You can't feed that to the dog.
24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
23. Wrestling is fake.
22. We're vegetarians.
21. Do you think my gut is too big?
20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
14. Trim the fat off that steak.
13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
12. The tires on that truck are too big.
11. I've got it all on the C: DRIVE.
10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
09. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
08. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
07. Checkmate
06. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
05. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
04. I don't have a favorite college team.
03. You Guys.
02. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.
AND THE #1 THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:
01. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving!
23. Wrestling is fake.
ReplyDeletemy favorite one.
That kicks such ass! Sadly, most of it is true though!
ReplyDeleteMy favorites:
ReplyDelete29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex
11. I've got it all on the C: DRIVE
07. Checkmate.
Hahaha. I thought they were too funny to not forward!
Checkmate was the one that had me laughing my ass off. I used to work with an Alabamian who referred to the Civil War as "The Recent Unpleasantness"
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately most of these apply in the North too!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh, Pissy!
Jerry: heh!
ReplyDeletepud: Yeah, and according to Sign Girl~it's true in Michigan, too! ;-)
little p: #29 is my absolute favorite!
limpy: Around here I've heard it referred to as "The War of Northern Agression"
Jenn: good to know it's not limited to the South! :) and you are so welcome!
Limpy99, my grandmother taught us to call the Civil War, "The Recent Altercation".
ReplyDeleteLMAO..thanks for the laugh tonight.
ReplyDeleteTc
LMAO...this is sooo true..
ReplyDeleteJune: another new one for me =)
ReplyDeletetop cat: heh! ;-)
deb: isn't it?!?!? ;-)
SO TRUE.
ReplyDeleteI am sending your link to my Texan daughter who has defected to Boston. Or maybe she's evangelizing. They'd better watch out cause Texans aren't yhour average Southerner.
Sultry: You got that right! I keep telling people that.
ReplyDeleteYou think they'd know that 'cuz of the whole "don't mess with Texas" campaign. It has more than one meaning.... ;-)
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