MoMo has to be the laziest Maltease E-VER!
He only goes outside to pee...and even then it's only because we make him go out.
Today I decided he needed to walk around the block.
This is the story of that walk.
In pictures....
This is his primary delaying tactic.We haven't even left our own front yard...
allllll....the way to the next door neighbor's mailbox...and already he stops to pee
C'mon, MoMo....you can do it!
another stalling tactic....going in the weeds on the side of the road
presumably to poop.
in actuality.... he's laying down....
can't you just feel the resentment radiating off his 12 pound body?
The ultimate stall:sitting in the middle of the street.
(Luckily we live in a low traffic neighborhood.)
....almost there....
he's smiling because he sees the house.
You think he's looking at me lovingly....I think he's plotting his revenge.
Look how sweet! And crafty!! LOL! Poor MoMo....I know she was wore slap out.
ReplyDeleteOops...HE!! I meant HE!!
ReplyDeleteYou go, MoMo! If it were up to me, I would only leave the house to use the bathroom too. Granted, that would probably seriously confuse the neighbors...
ReplyDeletebacon in your pocket.
ReplyDeletenuff said.
My friend had a dog like that. He would get pissed off at her for something and go sneak in her bedroom and put one big turd on her pillow. Not her hubby's pillow...just hers. It was the only time he ever pooped in the house...when he was pissed at her.
ReplyDeleteI would love to be that way...Mess with me and I'll put a big turd on your pillow. LOL
No one can ever call MoMo stupid! He's working it, sister!
ReplyDeleteSo, you took him for a "drag" instead? :-)
ReplyDeleteHow adorable. And everything looks so vibrantly green there.
ReplyDeleteHow are you doing, BP? Sorry I haven't been by your blog in a while.
MoMo is still adorable. I took my roommates St. Bernard for a walk...she decided she was done walking and laid down in the driveway. Do you know how hard it is to move 150 pounds of dog?
ReplyDeleteAww...I have to carry our Baby during her walks....wait, I guess that means she does not "walk"
ReplyDeleteCute little MoMo! aahh, nothing like a pet's revenge! Just be glad he's not a cat, they hold a grudge forever....
ReplyDeletemy grandaughter jenny has a maltese...white, but it's the toy and she is like a hairy tennis ball on speed...jumps up and down all over the place...least you didn't have to drag her..
ReplyDeleteHey Pissy, just passing by to see how you are !!!
ReplyDeleteMo Mo is too cute!!!!
I'm jealous. My two guys are NEVER lazy. It's action all the time. They don't walk, they run. MoMo is very cute! I have a Mojo, and he's certainly the lazier of the two maniacs.
ReplyDeleteThat was funny. You both look great.
ReplyDeleteThat was definitely a gleam of revenge in his eyes. you may want to hide the houseshoes.
ReplyDeleteWay to show MoMo who's boss! lol
ReplyDeleteHow nice of the neighbors to put their mailbox in such a handy dandy location for MoMo.
ReplyDeleteTHAT WAS HYSTERICAL.. plotting his revenge.. naw he probably wonders what treat you are gonna give him .. I bet you he is a snuggle bunny .. my pups go bonkers if they see their leashes even..
ReplyDeleteHeh ...
ReplyDeleteI'd like to say a Maltese is too small to be a real dog. But there is something just irresistible about the face :o)
I have a Maltese--his name is Chase. He is a total spaz as well--but he's only one. He takes ME for a drag when we go for a walk and he too feels the need to pee on every stinking thing he comes across--we call it leaving his P-mail.
ReplyDeleteMoMo is precious though
that is really funny
ReplyDeletei love dogs - and personalities like your little buddy is one of the reasons
cute little critter. ;-)
ReplyDeleteway cute - my mom has a maltese named Molly! They are FIESTY!
ReplyDeleteI used to have a dog like that growing up. He'd just sit down when he was done. You could be in BFE but when he was done walking he was DONE walking!!
ReplyDeleteI love the bacon in the pocket suggestion. hehe.
Want to tick him off some more....Keep taking him for walks! We have a 5 year old Cocker that we recently adopted who probably has never been on a walk until she came to live at our house....So everyday is like Christmas for her!
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