If you think that's disgusting, just imagine trying to collect a pap smear from that! Usually two of us have to go in and "assist" the doctor, which basically means holding the leg and stomach fat up and out of the way. I know, that's TMI.
For starters....just call me "Pissy". The "Big" is just to distinguish me from my youngest daughter who is basically a 28 year old smarter, prettier version of me. Ok then....I'm a Southern smart-ass, lets just get that out of the way right now. I've been described as grumpy, opinionated, "pissy" and funny. And that was by people who love me. Imagine what people who hate me say. Bitches....
My eyes! My eyes!
ReplyDeleteOh wow. I just showed that to three people who were pretty dumbstruck.
ReplyDeleteHer ass also makes transfer trucks look dainty.
Ouch! My eyes!
ReplyDeleteBut hey, you know what? I could do that to anyone's picture with a few clicks of the liquify tool in Photoshop Elements!
you know, i always thought stuff like this was photoshopped
ReplyDeleteuntil i saw some shows on TV with people of that size...
bruce: heh!
ReplyDeletede: She's is quite the little lady, isn't she?
kc: heh! I don't think this is photoshopped. I think I saw her at Wal-mart yesterday....
cadbury: I know!!!!
*blink*
ReplyDeleteI have no words.
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ReplyDeleteI saw someone who looked just like that today at the bariatric surgeon's office.
ReplyDeleteThank you for making me feel better about myself. :)
ReplyDeleteI have to believe that is a photo-chop job. ew.
ReplyDeleteOK.......
ReplyDeleteNow now now. Come on, ladies. Let's not be catty. I got a pretty fat ass too. You gotta give some love to the girls with dumps like a truck.
ReplyDeleteI showed my husband this picture. He said:
"You gotta be some kinda man to be able to hit the nonny under THAT!"
But he was smiling.
He digs a big ass. *L*
CP.
I do admit to liking some nice cushioning on a woman.
ReplyDeleteBut that's more like a sofa...
Sweet mother of Christ!!!
ReplyDeleteWow, I'm downright svelt compared to that!!!
ReplyDeleteIf you think that's disgusting, just imagine trying to collect a pap smear from that! Usually two of us have to go in and "assist" the doctor, which basically means holding the leg and stomach fat up and out of the way. I know, that's TMI.
ReplyDeleteThis post should have came with a warning.
ReplyDeleteI don't feel so bad about my fat ass now. LOL
ReplyDeleteNo way.
ReplyDeletebuddha girl: that was my first reaction when I saw the picture~ rendered speechless!
ReplyDeletejustin: ;-)
signgurl: I bet the lady you saw had sense enough to dress appropriately
sunny: I'm here for you!
phlegm: I don't know.....
lori: ;-)
cp: I wouldn't have posted this picture if I wasn't in possesion of a big ass myself!
Little P and I refer to it as "a Latina thing" ;-)
that's our excuse and we're sticking to it!
I like what Hotband said~ ;-)
tc: heh!
limpy: got your attention~huh?!?!?
reg: that's kinda how I felt too!
nonny: Bless your heart!
Do you get combat pay for duties of that nature?
EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
mike: guess maybe it should have!
beady: me too! ;-)
buffy: heh! I'm afraid so!
thanks for stopping by!
My Lord, I feel positively dainty now.
ReplyDeleteI am scared but I can't help but wonder.. how can she reach around to whipe? My honestly? omg.. I guess I had to be burtaly honest.
ReplyDeletejune: It had that effect on me too!
ReplyDeletejaws: good question.....hate to put a too much thought into it~but it does make you wonder.....
LOL.
ReplyDeleteAwww somebody must love her...
I have the opposite: a flat ass :|
The deeper the cushion, she sweeter the pushin'...
ReplyDeleteHoly buttoli!
ReplyDeleteeek.
pixie: Hey! good to "see" you again! :)
ReplyDeleteA flat ass? I don't know what that would be like! ;-)
Mr. FAb: EWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Atilla: heh!
Now was that REALLY necessary? But since it was already brought up. I'll bet she has to wipe with a fire hose.
ReplyDeletemr s: no, it probably was't necessary.....it's one of those~"you shouldn't have your picture on the internet" kinda things.... ;-)
ReplyDeleteDang, I'm a bean pole too!
ReplyDeleteshpprgrl: heh! yeah, this picture could actually give me a false sense of satisfaction with my fat ass... ;-)
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