Sweet Man took this picture in Vegas (where he went to visit his daughter while I was in Atlanta with mine).
Thank GOD the store was closed so he couldn't buy it for me.
I despise anything "airbrushed" with the fiery burning heat of a thousand suns.
Ok....I'm going to bed now.
I'm sick with some kind of cold/flu thingy and I feel like shit.
P.S. Does anybody besides me wonder who would wear a hat that says
"Big Dong"?
ohmygosh! I don't think I've ever been the first to comment on your blog. I feel special!
ReplyDeleteSorry you're not feeling well, but I'm glad your back. When you feel a bit better, be sure to check my blog because I've posted the first of 3 contests to win something hand-made by me. (If you're interested.)
One answer to your question:
ReplyDeleteMr. Fab.
You know damn skippy he'd wear that hat, Pissydoll. And with pride, I might add.
CP.
Me.
ReplyDeleteDuh.
Hot Lips
kc: You ARE special! and being first to comment has nothing to do with it! :)
ReplyDeleteas soon as I can sit up for longer than 10 minutes, I'll go to your blog and check out the contest.
Not that I'll win or anything....:(
cp: You are SO right. At least we know what to get him for Christmas now, right?
Hotlipz: and you too
I haven't seen an airbrushed shirt in at least a decade. WOW.
ReplyDeleteI think the only guy I can picture wearing that Big Dong hat might be a frat guy. Not knocking frat guys, necessarily, just sayin.....
I've seen airbrushing kiosks spring up at malls across America.
ReplyDeleteThe worst of the 80s are back. It's only a matter of time before WHAM! makes a comeback.
ReplyDeleteHeh...
Monster Pissy Big Dong.
Now I'd wear that.
I'm glad I wasn't wearing that hat when I met you. I couldn't stand the humiliation. Plus, this hair doesn't do hats.
ReplyDeleteOh Pissy Im sorry your sick.
ReplyDeleteYou know I agree with cp....Fab would love that hat!!! lol.
Im glad your back, now you should just stay in bed for a day or two and get well. Even if you werent sick, it sounds like a good idea! lol
Airbrushed paint work on custom cars look great, but that's where it should stop.
ReplyDeleteCynical Girl. Don't even whisper that when you are drunk. We do not need WHAM! again.
:)
I ordered the "Big Dong" hat ;)
ReplyDeletehahaha, not me-4 sure!
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I'd wear a "Ding Dong" hat but not a "Big Dong" hat, that's just tacky, even if it was accurate.
ReplyDeletesunshine: You would see airbrush if you lived in Hell like I do. It's really big down at Panama City Beach, Florida....a.k.a. "The Redneck Riveria"... only 70 miles from here. :(
ReplyDeletecynical girl: isn't it awful? If WHAM! makes a comeback, will George Michael be in it?
hippo: you would! ;-)
mist: heh! I can't even imagine you in anything airbrushed. You are much too classy for anything like that. Much less a trucker hat with airbrush!
catch: I know! Fab would LOVE it! I'm thinking about the going-to-bed-for-two-days thing. It could work for me! ;-)
tl: You're right! Custom cars....that's it! :)
nonny: heh! and you can wear it with your kitty kat panties! ;-)
starbender: good to know! ;-)
monk: Exactly!!
lol, airbrushed clothing is so white trash.
ReplyDeleteWelcome back!
airbrushing is hot again. hot in that ironic, not really all that attractive kind of way. so glad i saw that hat.
ReplyDeleteLoops: it is! and thanks! :)
ReplyDeletede: Is that what it is? Ironic? Ok...I still think it's tacky as hell, but ok.
I'm so glad you saw that hat too! Your dad was so excited about it....he's so cute like that. ;-)
Darnit, I swear I just left a comment and it disappeared on me. Stupid gmail conversion thing. Anyways, I was just saying the guys that are willing to wear the Big Dong hats are probably the guys with the huge lifted trucks and its ALWAYS false advertising.
ReplyDeleteYou could wear big dong and get a shirt that says "what's a happenin' hot stuff" HAHA
ReplyDeleteglad you had a good thanksgiving!
Ladies, I can't wear that. I would get slammed by the truth in advertising people.
ReplyDeleteDid they have one that says "Hey, it's not my fault, I'm Irish!" on it?
"Big Dong" written on a hat? Just go to a gay bar and you'll see that, though more likely on a tight muscle shirt.
ReplyDeleteWelcome back.
I'm really sorry I missed your phone call. I appreciate it. I was with some friends and didn't hear it ring.
And I hope you are feeling better.
An ass would wear it of course!
ReplyDeleteHope you are skipping by tomorrow!
you need one of those hats... pissy!
ReplyDeleteeven if it was to put on your wall in your office.
feel better soon.
That hat is phat! You wouldn't know where I could go to online to order that hat would you? Finally, I know what I want for Christmas. Thanks, Pissy.
ReplyDeleteThose hats look, um, interesting. As for Big Dong, I'd assume someone with one would wear it. They would also be putting their lives in danger since I'm sure you'd push them in front of a moving bus.
ReplyDeleteThank Sweet Man for us. This is priceless.
ReplyDeleteThat's the coolest trucker hat I've ever seen.....I want one that says Ball Killer.
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear you had a good time.
ReplyDeleteI think some of your DNA clients would probably wear a hat like that. Especially the guy who worked at the Waffle House.
I once saw a teenager at the mall with a t-shirt that said, "Instant Asshole, Just Add Alcohol."
ReplyDeleteI'll bet his mommy is proud.
I bet a lot of men would want to wear the big dong hat, althought it would probably be the ones who didnt have much to boast about...
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