Different couch, different room....one less dog
...and Buster still doesn't want to be distrubed.
Yes, my legs are fat.
Shut up.
and I have no make-up on.
Suck it and deal.
But best of all...
Eye of the Tiger, baby!Auburn Beats Alabama
5 years in a row!!!!
War Eagle!!!
First of all, your legs are not fat! So stop. Secondly...no way do you get first place for sending a Christmas card to Mr. Fab, when it's not even Thanksgiving yet! That disqualifies you!
ReplyDeleteHope you are well...it might make you feel better to know my ankles and calves are bigger than yours.
Nice to meet you, by the way...
It's hot when you say "suck it."
ReplyDeleteNothing fat about them.
Like the lady bugs, and that damn dog is awefully cute.
My Sat night entailed a 5 hour "nap" & now just that groggy zombie feeling.
Argh!
Yoyr legs are not fat! and and look at the lovely colour of them too, people have to wear shades to look at mine they are so white.
ReplyDeleteBuster is certainly a mamas boy.
Indigenous tribes could live in the pockets of cellulite I have, so I'm not even going to acknowledge your lack of fat legs.
ReplyDeleteAnd, my favorite uncle wrestled at Auburn way back in the day (early 70s) so I've always liked them, even as a bonafide Yankee up here. And Notre Dame had a sound victory so it was a good football weekend all around.
Holla!
cindra: Ohhhhh....we meet! Cool!
ReplyDeleteAs for my legs....you didn't see the thighs. NO ONE sees the thighs unleashed.
and I didn't know it was a contest on the Crimma card thingy! I just thought it was funny to send it that early.
*sigh* sometimes my attempts at humor aren't appreciated. ;-)
rat: All righty then....I'll be saying it more often ;-)
I love my lady bug Auburn shirt....it's old as hell and really soft. I think Buster is the cutest dog in the world. Right up there with my other two. :)
I hate that groggy zombie feeling after a nap.... :( But I still like a nap!
pixie: they really are. trust me. I just keep them covered. I don't even own a pair of shorts.
Buster is quite the mama's boy. He's like a little baby most of the time. ;-)
sunshine: I hear ya on the tribes....My ass hangs so low is has it's own zip code.
And I did a post back in April about how "seismic activity was felt in the Southern Circle of Hell" when I attempted to run at the park for exercise.
Your uncle wrestled at Auburn~cool! Always good to hear there are fans up north. ;-)
Norte Dame fan, huh? I like their mascot. :)
Shut up, you look good without makeup. I could make a train take a dirt road without makeup....
ReplyDeletewhen I sit on the couch my dog ia always sitting or laying on me too...lol. As a matter of fact she is laying on the couch right now with a pillow over her head! lol Weve gone to the dogs Pissy!
ReplyDeletebabygirl: you just can't tell...the picture is from a distance and I'm looking down... ;-)
ReplyDeletecatch: heh! I know what you mean. I've been feeling guilt for days b/c Buster and Andy have to go to "doggy daycare" while I'm gone. Weezer is gonna check on them everyday and they'll be allowed to roam free~inside and outside~at this facility.
but I still feel guilt. :(
We can't take them to Atlanta b/c my daughter has a female dog.
We can take Momo b/c he doesn't have an aggressive bone in his body.....
FAT!?!?! MY ASS! Your beautiful, and I was thinking my God the woman shaves her legs. They look so smooooth! Cute puppies....
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ReplyDeleteSexy legs!
Sexy face!
Haha! You said "suck it!" I love it!
ReplyDeletejmeped: I have to shave my legs.....Latina, remember? I could be Frida Kahlo's (sp?) twin if I didn't control the hair!
ReplyDeletejenn: What? doesn't everybody say "suck it"?!?!? ;-)
girl,
ReplyDeletei've seen some fat legs in my day.
your's just don't compare.
TRUST ME.
;)
I appreciated it! When I saw you had scribbled FIRST!! on it I laughed and laughed...
ReplyDeleteBuster is one lucky dog. I wouldn't want to be disturbed if I was there either.
ReplyDeleteIf those are fat legs, serve me a double helping of drumsticks! YUM!
Have you ever wondered why some people mock themselves, and others people only attack others. Perhaps even attack people they once loved?
I've seen divorced people hurl insults at each other, and it never makes sense to me. I've also seen divorcing people do things solely to hurt others.
You are different. You poke fun at yourself (for no good reason). Others make wild claims about people. They talk as if the other person is pure evil. Yet we hear that their children are sent back and forth. That would be fine if the other person is not evil. that would be fine if the person make fun if himself. But when people can only attack others it is ugly.
We are often regarded by the associations we keep. I'd rather keep company with someone cheerful who does not speak bad of others. Even ex-wives or eventual ex-wives.
Nice tan legs.
ReplyDeleteI got Chico the cutest dog bed today and he is all curled up on it at my feet.
fat legs...? my ass...no way sweet cakes..no way..
ReplyDeleteI see your fancy urn in the background.
ReplyDeleteHot Legggss!!!
ReplyDeletejess: Like I said....fear the thighs...they are a terrible, terrible thing. :(
ReplyDeleteMr Fab: Yea! You got it! That was the reaction I wanted! ;-)
anonymous: I'm assuming you're "Blog Surfer" and you're referring to Cadbury's blog and his posts regarding his impending divorce and soon-to-be ex-wife.
As you know, everyone blogs for their own reason. Cad doesn't owe any of us an explanation for why he posts what he posts. I post as I do b/c I blog for fun, entertainment and creativity. I've "met" some awesome people through blogging and it's been a positive experience for me.
That being said....I know far too much about domestic relations~having been a paralegal specializing in child support for the District Attorney's Office for 12 years. I think I've probably pretty much seen it all. One thing I know for certain: everyone's divorce experience is specific to their situation.
You really just need to give it a rest with Cadbury.
lori: they're actually kinda white right now, but thanks! ;-)
I want to see Chico's new bed! Pictures, please! :)
jackiesue: Trust me~it's the thighs. I will NEV-ER post a picture of them...I promise!
hotlipz: yeah. Doesn't it look good?
monk: ;-)
hippo: I missed you in all that! I hope you're feeling better! :)
ReplyDeleteYour dogs are adorable. I am a sucker for a dog
ReplyDeleteI didn't think you even liked sports?! HAHA
Am still trying to find the fat on your legs. Will have to be more critical of my own.
ReplyDeletePhats: they are, aren't they? ;-)
ReplyDeleteWe are HUGE Auburn fans. I've told you that before. I don't care about other teams or sports, etc.
Only Auburn. :)
Mist: Like I said....fear the thighs....they are a huge and horrible thing.
You are not fat and you look damn good without make-up now YOU shut up!
ReplyDeleteGlad you are having fun!
...all them doggies; how do U find time 2 blog???
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aaww a very cute photo of you and the doggies. I miss my Dash he would always be under my legs or feet when I was on the couch. Shawnna is to big to be a lap doggie but she does try once in awhile. :)
ReplyDeleteShould I be concerened about your Thanksgiving stuffing since there's one less dog in these pictures?
ReplyDeleteWAR EAGLE!!!
ReplyDeleteAuburn is the only college football team I follow. I doubt there were many other televisions in the Midwest tuned to the Iron Bowl when No. 1 & No. 2 were playing each other on ABC. :)
On the other hand, you'd be surprised how many times I give the "war eagle handshake" throughout the year.
You know, it's funny. I never followed any other Auburn sports. "Auburn" will always mea "football" to me.
BTW, nice stems. ;)
... but they couln't beat GEORGIA.
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GO DAWGS.
- your legs look fine to me.
I was going to say you have nice legs, but since about 30 people beat me to it, all I got is...
ReplyDeleteWHATEVER, fishing for compliments!
;)
Glad your team won, mine wasn't so fortunate.
ReplyDeleteYour legs aren't fat, in fact I think they look quite lickable.:)
tc
did the dogs watch the game too?
ReplyDeleteYour legs are not fat! You have perfectly good legs ... and so does Buster. ;)
ReplyDeleteYou always look lovely.
ReplyDeleteYou do not have "fat legs", and nobody will notice when you smile and can light up the room.
ReplyDeletewww.bionicbuddha.com
The dogs are cute as hell, and so are you, even without makeup! And your legs aren't fat. YOU shut up. ha ha!
ReplyDeletewhen someone blogs conflicting information, are we to ignore it? isn't that rude? it is like little tests to see if we are really paying attention or not.
ReplyDeletewe ought to ask questions when someone tells us a story of their life but are not making any sense. otherwise it is like nodding our heads at a party without hearing the words spoken to us. by asking questions we show we are listening and understanding the bigger story, but we want to know more about the details.
would you send children into a house that you suspected someone was abusing them? would you say nasty things to someone about their beloved mother?
we need to understand in order to show we are interested. if there is not reason for the conduct, what does that say about them? if we do not scratch our heads and ask, what does that say about us?
You have an awesome Thanksgiving buddy.
ReplyDeletesmart, sharp blog. You are talented and very satirical
ReplyDeletegood luck
Rex
FAT??? You have got to be kidding me. You look great! MY legs are FAT. And my ass too. But the rest is just peachy. Hope you have a safe trip!
ReplyDeletepud: heh! I am
ReplyDeletestarbender: it ain't easy!
beady: they ALL want to be lap puppies, don't they?!? ;-)
limpy: I LOLed at your comment! :)
ajooja: awwwww....you're a TRUE AU fan! I love it! :)
Merkin Man: I KNOW! How embarrassing!
Loops: nah....if I was fishing for compliments, I'd do HNT! ;-)
tc: you're too funny! ;-)
dan: I thank you and Buster thanks you. ;-)
kc: you are too kind :)
bionic buddha: how sweet! Thanks for stopping by! :)
lady k: hahaha!!!
anonymous: I think it says that you're taking this much too seriously. Really. Leave it alone. Find a new hobby.
Nonny: you too! :)
editor: thank you!
cadbury: they did! It was on in two diffferent rooms, so they had their pick of couches. ;-)
ReplyDeletebid: my legs are fat and so is MY ass!
So there! ;-)