After all...who doesn't like a smart-ass Latino, right?
Wallowing in the stinky pit of slow news at the end of such a brutal August has left the Miami Herald (and us) no choice but to hype up tomorrow’s full release of the most comprehensive study ever done about geriatric sex habits. (Phrases like “erection trouble” and “vaginal dryness” are just the tip.) Published in today’s New England
Journal of Medicine, the study surveyed from 3,005 senior citizens about doing the nasty to come to the conclusion that your grandma shags like a minx. Meaning, she and many of her buddies still have sex. A lot. The findings reinforce the reason the study was commissioned in the first place, something we knew already knew—that “sex is important to health and happiness.” Diminutive Dr. Ruth decides to weave this truth into some graphic advice: “Older people should stop looking at their bodies and saying, ‘My body doesn’t look like it did when I was 25.’ Go out and buy some sexy lingerie, not necessarily the ones that younger people buy,” she urged.
Gross.
I hadnt seen that site before but it's cool.
ReplyDeleteThanks bp for sharing!
Do you think women will still find me sexy in thirty years even though I'll still be wearing this outfit?
ReplyDeleteThat study has been EVERYWHERE the last few days. It must be a real slow news week.
ReplyDeletemmmmmmmm, great-grandma porn.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't look good in sexy panties.
ReplyDeleteGross is an understatement. But good for them. I hope I am like them! LMAO!
ReplyDeleteI don't want to hear about anyone's vaginal dryness no matter how hold they are!
ReplyDeleteThe crazed lunatic who basically fired the chick for the Donald? PRICELESS. I loved the look on Trump's face when he looked to his right in an attempt to see if someone off-camera knew what the guy was saying. Classic rant on national tv. It doesn't get much better than that!
Cool site over there. The story about tortillas outselling bagels and the ceremony of throwing tortillas at graduation reminds me of the days when tortillas were thrown at Texas Tech Football Games. (Before it was banned.) I have one fond memory of pegging the Trojan mascot as he was riding a victory celebration around the track at the Sun Bowl the year Keyshaun Johnson ripped Tech a new asshole. Good Times.
ReplyDeleteHello! Are there any Teddy Bears Dressed as Other Animals around here? Just wonderin' ...
ReplyDeleteok. well, i hate to think about the day sex is no longer in my life... so, gross or not... I wont wear sexy lingere, but I sure hope I am capable of a few MOVEs in my later years.
ReplyDelete*goes to yoga class*
i did a post on this article..i was thinking how hot peter o'toole was when he was younger..he was flat out beautiful...but to think of having sex with him now at 80something?...you know he has a serious case of sagging balls...no thanks...betty white can have him..
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