Tuesday, December 6, 2005

Santa Hat

Since we finished early in court today and I hadn't eaten, I decided to drive through McDonald's (I know: bad fatty!). When I got to the second window~you know~the one where you actually pick up your food, after you pay for it; the teenage girl holding out my bag 'o biscuit was wearing a pink Santa hat!!! embroidered on the hat in lovely script was "Princess". I was IN LOVE (with the hat~not the teenage girl)! And in honor of that love, the rest of this post will be pink!
Yes, even at my advanced age, I have a thing for pink....but that's for a different post.

Anyway, I proceeded to ask the girl about the new object of my affection. Did she make it? No? Then where'd she get it? Did they have any that said "Queen" on them? ("Cuz while I love pink, I have "Queen" stuff allllll over my office so I couldn't very well have one that said "Princess", now could I?). Teenage girl said she got it at Wal-mart....and while she didn't remember seeing any that said "Queen", she had seen some that said "Spoiled". O.K. that would work in a pinch. I should have known it would be Wal-mart....where else in this town? Walgreens?

Forget the biscuit! I sped off down the access road on the 2 minute drive to Wal-Mart in search of my pink Santa hat!!! I practically RAN to the garden section where all the Christmas stuff is displayed. I asked a Wal-mart worker bee where the Santa hats were (I was in a hurry, my biscuit was getting cold). He led me to some red ones. I said, "No, no,no, the pink ones that say "Princess"! Poor worker bee looked at me like I'd lost my mind. But that's just me in "shopping mode"- a little intense....Dude...I was on a MISSION! Worker bee asks some female worker bees if they know anything about "pink Santa hats". They pointed behind them. I turned around. SCORE!!!!

I am now the proud owner of a hot pink Santa hat that has "Spoiled" embroidered on the front, right above the fluffy, fake fur. It also has a jaunty big fluffy fake fur pom-pom on it! I'm SO excited! I'll be stylin' it at the inter-office Christmas party/eat-o-rama/"dirty" Santa festivities December 13th. Along with it I'll be wearing my pink (of course) tacky Christmas t-shirt. On front is a bright (i.e. LOUD) colored reindeer, elf and Santa in a pyramid formation. Below that loveliness is printed "Christmas Cheer" Get it? A pyramid? A cheer? God, I crack myself up!!! :) I also plan to wear my favorite black pants . I mean, after all, I have to retain some fashion sense!!! :)

Now if I could only find some "Elf" boots to complete the ensemble.....
Posted by Big Pissy at 6:40 PM

11 comments:

  1. city girlDecember 6, 2005 at 7:27 PM

    LOL! :) You Crack me up! I had to read about your 'lovely' shirt 3 times to get the joke...Christmas Cheer! Good Grief...must have been a long day!
    Poor WalMart worker bees, in the shopping wrath of Big Pissy on a rampage to purchase before biscuit gets cold and soggy... :)
    You'll be the star of the party, Ms. Spoiled!!! :)

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  2. Big PissyDecember 6, 2005 at 7:40 PM

    Damn skippy! and YOU KNOW how I get when I'm on a "mission". After all, I trained you, didn't I? :)

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  3. NowhereGirlDecember 6, 2005 at 8:14 PM

    You must take a pic... jst blur the face. But ONLY if you score the elf boots! He he

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  4. SignGurlDecember 6, 2005 at 9:11 PM

    I also need the visual. I'll be waiting, lol.

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  5. Big PissyDecember 6, 2005 at 9:41 PM

    I told Sweet Man about my quest for Elf boots--he said if anyone could fine 'em ~it'd be me! Not to be braggin' or anything, but I'm known as a "professional" when it comes to shopping (in my circle, anyway). :) I have a really busy week ahead ( and weekend), but I think I'm up for the challenge. :)You've both probably figured out by now..I'll do anything for fashion!!! :)

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  6. little pissyDecember 6, 2005 at 10:04 PM

    I'm with nowwheregirl and signgurl- a visual is a necessity!

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  7. buddha_girlDecember 7, 2005 at 2:13 AM

    Holy moly! A pink hat? I may have to brave the throes of what I call HellMart in order to get one. If some chick has the last one in her hot little hands, I may use Baby Buddha as a distraction to snatch the hat and run as if chased by pit bulls.

    And Buddha also said to tell you that even at the young age of six months, he'd be happy to share his furry-topped Santa booties with you. They'll be a tad bit too small for your tootsies, but you can always stick those wire ornament hanger things through 'em and wear them as earrings. (I don't even think a fav pair of black pants would save you from the Fashion Police if you happen to take Buddha up on his offer!)

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  8. SunnyDecember 7, 2005 at 5:22 AM

    Want to see a pictures!

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  9. Big PissyDecember 7, 2005 at 9:51 AM

    Buddah Girl: You are obiviously one of my kind of shoppers if you're willing to sacrifice your first born for a pink Santa Hat! :)
    And ya know...if I find the Elf boots (and I AM working on it), I may just take Baby B up on his offer as I have yet to decide just WHICH pair of earrings I would be wearing with my lovely hat! :)
    Sunny: If I manage to find the boots, a picture will CERTAINLY be forthcoming! How could I deprive everyone of my loveliness?!?!?! HAHAHAHA!

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  10. Top catDecember 7, 2005 at 4:28 PM

    I want a picture..I want a picture..please please pretty in pink please..:)

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  11. Big PissyDecember 7, 2005 at 9:01 PM

    Top Cat: I'll see what I can do! :) but only b/c you said "pretty in pink please" :)

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