Tagged!!!!

Sunny tagged me! I'm suppossed to come up with 25 (or maybe 40~ I'm not really clear on that part) things that are interesting about me. Hmmmmmm...o.k. I can do this. I'm just not sure how interesting these 25 things are going to be to anyone else! :)

I'm not going to tag anyone ~ mostly because the few bloggers I would feel o.k. about "tagging" have already done this!

1. I'm the youngest of six kids and the only girl. Therefore, I've been spoiled since I emerged from the womb.
2. I skipped my junior year of high school.
3. I got married the first time when I was 17 years old and was married for 17 years to him. The last 5 because I didn't want to give up the lifestyle I had with him.
4. I spent my first two anniverseries with the ex at Wakiki Beach in Hawaii.
5. I didn't go to college until I was 30 years old.
6. I didn't work at my first "professional" job until I was 34.
7. The "ex" said the worst thing that ever happened to our marriage was my going to college.
8. I divorced the "ex" within one year of his saying that to me.
9. I ran my first mile at the age of 34 and used to run 5 miles a day.
10. I ran my one and only marathon at the age of 35. It hurt.
11. I haven't run at all in 10 years.
11. Because I don't run I'm at least 20 pounds overweight.
12. It doesn't bother me as much as it should.
13. I'm a self-confident bitch. (see #12)
14. I love to dance and don't mind at all being the first one on the dance floor. (see #13)
15. I love VH1 and MTV and know more about the shit they show on there than someone my age should. :)
16. People think I'm younger than I am, but I always tell them my true age. (see #13)
17. I've worked for the District Attorney's Office for 12 years. In Child Support Enforcement.
18. My job was my "ex"s worst nightmare. I didn't let his wealthy-living in Saudi Arabia-working as a pilot-not pay taxes-ass get away with anything.
19. I go to court an average of six times a month to mediate child support cases.
20. I take special pleasure in sending dead-beat assholes to jail when mediation doesn't work.
21. I take even more pleasure in the payment of huge lump sums to get their sorry deadbeat asses out of jail. The largest so far was $43,000.
22. I live in a relatively poor county. (see #21)
23. I'm really getting tired of dealing with deadbeat assholes and their "baby momma".
24. In all these years, I've had only one dead-beat threaten to come to my office with a gun and kill my "mother-fucking-whoring-bitch" ass.
25. I've been lucky.