I am a huge "Lost" fan. I have never missed an episode. I even watched it in my hotel room the night before my dad's funeral last December. My brothers were o.k. with it because they know how obsessed I am. I have a mini-forum with two of my co-workers every Thursday morning in the office. We pick each episode apart and discuss our theories. City Girl, Little Pissy and I call each other during the commercials and after the show to discuss. I go to several blogs and fan sites devoted to the show to find out what all the other fanatics are saying. Little Pissy even bough me the 1st season on DVD just because she knows how much I love it. I tell you this to give you a clear understanding of how obsessed I truly am....
That being said, I DESPISE Ana Lucia! Don't get me wrong. I'm all about there being a Latina "Lostie" ( I hate that word-but it seemed the easiest to use)-but did it have to be Michelle Rodriguez ?!?!?!? She is SUCH a bad actress!!!! O.K. I admit I've only seen her in one or two movies (mostly because I despise her so much). From what I've seen of her, she only has two expressions: pissed-off sneer and constipated looking pissed-off sneer. I've read that she's one-half Dominican and one-half Puerto Rican. I bet all the "chicas" back in the barrio tienen mucho coraje con ella ( I speak a little Spanish-I hope I said that right) for how poorly she represents them....
Then yesterday, a glimmer of hope. I read that she and one of her co-stars, Cynthis Watros ("Libby") were both arrested and charged with DUI within 15 minutes of each other on the same highway in Hawaii!!!! See?!?!?! "Ana Lucia" is such a bitch that her co-stars would rather risk a DUI than be in the same vehicle with her!!!! By the way, the mug shots on Perezhilton.com are priceless. Michelle is working her pissed-off look for the police photographer. Perez also reports that she was already on probation for drunk driving so this latest offense may affect her contract with the show. Dare I hope this will be the end of her on my favorite show????? Pretty please?!?!?!?
Just in case the DUI doesn't do it, would somebody-"Sawyer", "Jack", "Eko"-anybody?-borrow one of those guns "Desmond" had down in the hatch and pop a cap in her ass???? It would put me out of my misery....and I bet the chicas would be glad too!
Saturday, December 3, 2005
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I don't watch Lost but I wanted to stop by and say HI anyway.(wink)
ReplyDeleteAwwwww....Thanks for stopping by! By the way, I've always thought your pic is so cute-love the chubby cheeks!
ReplyDeleteOh, Ana Lucia, yeah...she's such a tough chick. What's her deal? Her character follows here around in real life, too, huh? too bad about the other girl, though. Wonder when we'll get a back story on the other 'tailies'.
ReplyDeletehave you heard any about 'kate' and 'charlie' breaking up (in real life)? It was on the cover of US weekly or something (just a small photo and caption).
Yeah, I guess she really ISN'T acting..that's just her....
ReplyDeleteNo, hadn't heard that about "Kate" and "Charlie". there are pics in People this week of them on vacation in Joshua Tree looking all snuggly and happy. they were there with Vigo Mortensen (sp)his co-star in Lord of the Rings movies...
OMG, I thought it was just me! I absolutely hate her. She doesn't have many expressions beyond pissy does she? Oh, that's right, she did cry once but in a pissy way.
ReplyDeleteCould they have put any uglier people in the tail. I don't even want to look at them, let alone care about them. The big guy, I think his name is Echo is really the only one I care about.
Great blog you have hear. Thanks for stopping by mine :)
The Comment Whore, AKA SignGurl
I totally agree with you. I can't stand her. If she hooks up with "Charlie" ( I call him Charlie because of Party of 5) I will just be upset!
ReplyDeleteNow I am so happy if Kate and Charlie are done. We call him The Hobbit. He is too ugly and she is too pretty. The thought of them getting it on grosses me out!
You should share your theories on the show!
signgurl: thanks for your kind comments about my blog! I've got a longggg way to go! Your's is cool! You're right about Ana Lucia crying in a pissy way! I'd forgotten!!! You're also so right about unattractive people in the tail-what's up with that? Or did the Others take only the attractive people for "breeding" purposes??? Hmmmmm. I'm w/ you on Ekco. I also like Bernard. He was the first one to "defy" Ana Lucia. He's so sweet and she was SUCH a bitch to him.
ReplyDeleteSunny: I KNOW!! I'd be soooo pissed if she ends up with him. But they say its in the works that there'll be a 4 way love thing going on with all the "Alphas": Jack, Sawyer, Kate and Ana Lucia. So she's gonna end up with one~or both-ewwwwww.
I totally agree with you about Kate and the "Hobbit". He always looks like he needs a bath! So sweaty and greasy looking...like he'd have dirty fingernails-yuck! Even OFF the show. How can such a pretty girl be with him? I don't get it?!?!?!
I probably will share my theories one of these days :) My co-workers think I "think" about it too much and make it harder than it is.... :) It just intrigues me the way "X-Files" used to ( before it got bad).
You really should share your Lost theories- you know you have them and if I may say so myself they are quite plausible... I like Charlie! (the character from Lost- not party of five- for clarification purposes). It's only because of Lord of the Rings... Damn my boyfriend for making me fall in love with the hobbits and skewing my vision of cute vs. gross. Oh- and Ana Lucia sucks. I say that because if I had been on the island, being the way I am, she would have killed me. Thing is, you can't really say to her "Who died and made you..." Oh, nevermind.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Ana Lucia would've fed you to the Island! She'd have hated your ass!!!! HAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteAs for the "love affair" you and Urban Cowboy have w/ the Hobbits-guess I'll just have to take your word for it....'cuz I'm not feelin' it! :)
I'm going to make you watch the LOTR trilogy over Christmas and you will love him too! (in a he's-my-short-little-brother-with-big-hairy-feet-and-i-want-what's-best-for-him sort of way). He's a underdog and I love underdogs! I just don't date them...
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