It's happened: I've left the Southern Circle of Hell for a little "R & R". I know, I know~ most 's people don't come to a major metropolitan area to relax. But that's me: an enigma inside a conundrum.... That sounded all serious and shit, didn't it? When actually what I am is BORED and in need of, oh, I don't know~ a life outside of hell?!?!? You know~bookstores, theatres, cafes ( those aren't allowed in Hell-they sound too "uppity"), clubs with live music other than Country and "gospel music fests" (kill me), places that sell beer on Sunday (Sweet Man loves this part)...need I go on!?!?!?
So we loaded up the truck and we moved to Beverly.....no wait...THAT was the hillbillies ~but we DID load up the truck with Little Pissy's latest aquistion: a big-ass solid teak armoire, and as my co-workers like to say: "It was country come to town". Yes, they REALLY do say shit like that! I couldn't make it up!
Anyway, we brought our baby dog, Buster (of elf hat fame) 'cuz he's as spoiled as I am and he hates Hell too. I know this because he told me in our last "heart to heart".... We left our "senior" dog, Andy, with our Vet. Now don't start calling the ASPCA~ Andy perfers the vet. YOU try taking a 40 pound deaf cocker spaniel with bad knees somewhere he doesn't want to go..... not fun!
So we're here at Penguin's until Saturday morning for me to soak up as much of the things I love about the city as possible and for Sweet Man to soak up as much of the things HE loves: beer and sports bars!
While I'm here, I'm sure SOMETHING or SOMEBODY will piss me off... I'll be sure to share!
*editor's note* After the big-ass armoire was unloaded, Little Pissy had to pack for her 8 day trip out west to ski. See? SOMEONE is more spoiled than I am!
Awwwww, have a nice trip!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHave a good city visit pissy.
ReplyDeleteHey BP! If I am in the city while you're there,we'll all have to get together!
ReplyDeleteHave a drink or 10 for me!
ReplyDeleteNWG & Pixie: Thanks! So far, so good! :)
ReplyDeleteJenn: I know this is hard to believe, but I don't drink! Sweet Man will have a couple dozen for ya! ;)
Peach: If you get back before you leave, call Penguin!
Alabama has a city???
ReplyDeleteHA HA! Yes, there are AT LEAST two cities in Alabama: Birmingham and Mongtomery. :) I don't live in either one :) I had to leave Alabama to find a city to satisfy my craving for "city-life"...
ReplyDeleteOh my God! Shut my mouth and call me a damn Yankee! I am so freaking happy for you! Have a GREAT visit...and make sure you imbibe in all sorts of dubious activities! One must live on the edge these days!
ReplyDeleteI expect a full report on any piss-off moments. I live for those!
Tell the spoiled one to soak it up. Nothing like being spoiled and DESERVING it. I like it like that!
Buddha Girl: Thanks so much for understanding~heh heh!! I was so excited being here today that I wasn't even pissed off about the traffic! Guess it even carried over to my mood in general, 'cuz I didn't get pissed about anything~and you already know THAT'S unusual! HA!
ReplyDeleteAs for the spoiled one~ she learned at the feet of the master (me!)~she'll work it :) !
Big Pissy, it's so great to have you back around these here parts, I've been missin ya.
ReplyDeleteHappy for you to have a little R&R in the city, enjoy, take lots of pics and animals get treated very well when boarded at the Vet.
It would have been cruel to take him.
Have fun,
c'ya
Tc
tc: I LOVE it here, but Sweet Man can't stand all the traffic ;( We just let City Penguin drive us around :) I know my Andy is better off at the vet,but I feel guilty leaving him !
ReplyDeleteI'll be posting some pics when I get back home! :) Y'all will be sooooo bored w/ me! :)
ok, Big City. Near alabama. not in alabama. TRAFFIC - methinks I know where you are. I have an office in this traffic hell place.
ReplyDeleteHave fun. soak it up. buy lots and lots of shoes!
and please don't forget to allow the rest of us to live vicariously through your adventure...
tcole
t cole: methinks you've got it right! I plan to share soon!
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