Ok. I admit I've never been a huge Tom Cruise fan. I liked Top Gun and Risky Business. Hated him in Interview with the Vampire. Thought he was great in that movie with Jamie Foxx. Loved War of the Worlds...... thought his cameo in the Austin Powers movie was cute.
But this thing with poor Katie Holmes..... I love, love, love gossip mags and blogs. I do. I can't resist them. Anyway, I've been following the whole "TomKat" madness since it began. I was there when Tom jumped on Oprah's couch (not literally-but in my den) . I watched on the Today show when Matt Lauer was interviewing Tom and Tom let the American public know that HE knows ALL about the history of psychiatry (dumb-ass). And Matt, Matt's just "glib" ~snicker~ Matt SO kept his cool while Tom foamed at the mouth. But have y'all seen Katie lately? Or "Kate" as Tom has proclaimed she shall be called henceforth. In every picture she's either got a vacant half-smile on her face, she looks like a deer in the headlights, or Tom is sucking her face so hard he could give the Orik a run for the money. And her clothes.... Katie...for the love of God:buy some decent maternity clothes! Have y'all seen that picture of her that was out yesterday? She appears to be wearing some ugly-ass unlaundered bathrobe. VERY unflattering! Katie, go to Target. The Liz Lange line of maternity wear is cute. Just in case Tom is controlling the purse strings the same way he's controlling your mind, career, choice of friends, religion......
Oh, how could I forget the sonogram machine he just bought to "monitor" the baby's progress. What the fuck?!?!?! We know he's a multitrillionaire many times over, but come the fuck on!!!How Michael Jackson and his hyperbaric chamber can you get?
Run, Katie! Run like the wind!
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That episode of oprah was painful.
ReplyDeleteI am sorry. I have NEVER understood the fascination with him?! He's a dildo. I used to like Katie Holmes... now she is MRS. Dildo.
All I have to say... Karma is a biatch. She is headed for some serious PP Depression. And Tommy boy gets to enjoys each and every moment.
He's an ass.
Little Pissy and I used to like her too. thought she was kinda classy staying out of the "Hollywood starlet" fray, like her fashion sense...and then this Tommy thing came outta nowhere. Let's hope she has a stash of Prozac somewhere for when the pp depression hits.
ReplyDeleteOk. So I'LL be the one to admit it.... I had a SERIOUS teenage crush on him! Oh, it's so shameful! I thought he was SO cute! I could watch Far and Away over and over... those fighting scenes.... yummy.
ReplyDeleteBut yeah, poor Katie. She was so cute on Dawson's Creek. Played a cool roll in Pieces of April. NOT good in Batman Begins (a DA or whatever---puhlease!). But she and that chris klein...they seemed so innocent and....i don't know....they seemed like 'normal' understated celebs. But this. ugh! She has been BRAINWASHED!
I had a serious crush on Katie Holmes in college..... and Tom Cruise. I really don't know who I would pick if you put a gun to my head and made me choose. Even if you said: "Choose know between them or choose death". I would unequivocally have to choose the later. But now that they are together my dreams are filled with visions of myself entangled with them; spasms of shear ecstasy neverending.
ReplyDeleteI'll be honest (which may be the best policy but isn't always the nicest)...
ReplyDeleteI thought he was hot until I found out how short he was... Does that make me a bad person? No, it makes him a short person.
If I never hear another word uttered in reference to that rat bastard, my life will be fine and fucking dandy. I swear that poor kid's gonna walk out of KATIE'S (yeah, I said Katie...he can call her Kate all he wants. Unlike her, I'm not easily swayed.) with ultrasound bruises on her noggin.
ReplyDeleteIf I could murder two people in this world, he would be one. The other's my Mom's boyfriend. They're both oxygen thiefs. I'm don't share oxygen well.
Yeah, I read that she's "looking tense" since he bought the sonogram machine......YA THINK!
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