First~ Frogs
Then~ Raccoons
Now:
S N A K E S !!!!!Trying to get in the glass door of the den here at the casa....
Thank God I have an observant dog!
Buster saw him first.
I would have peed my pants if I'd walked out there and stepped on that thing...
AIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Thank God I have an observant dog!
Buster saw him first.
I would have peed my pants if I'd walked out there and stepped on that thing...
AIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
p.s. I don't give a shit that the snake is tiny. It's still a freakin' snake!!!! :( .....and where is it's mother?!?!?!?!?
Okeh the Frogs, not cool but not scary, the racoons a little more dangerous, but at least cute. Snakes I would put my house up for sale and MOVE! wtf did you move onto a wild animal habitat Pissy?? I AM SCARED TO DEATH OF SNAKES!
ReplyDeleteSee?
ReplyDeleteI told you.....
Hitchcock!!!
Hi Big Pissy,
ReplyDeleteHoly crap! What’d mean the snake is “little”? It’s as big as a boa constrictor or a python in my estimation. Are snakes prevalent in your area? I’d NEVER go outside again if I’d seen that “thing” crawling around so close to the house. Screw the shopping; I’d buy everything on-line or do without! Is there any way the snake could’ve gotten inside your home?
I’m not overly fond of frogs, but compared to snakes, they’re tolerable. My sympathies go out to you! I’ll probably have nightmares for weeks after looking at your pictures! Yuck.
I like snakes, a friend of mine used to own one and we'd just prance about the house wearing it like a scarf. Now if that had been a SPIDER, you could find me six streets away under someone's duvet!
ReplyDeleteOh Pissy...I dont like snakes either...what did you do with him? Is he still out there somewhere? Im always afraid they will get in my car somehow...I would freak if I was driving and had one in the car!!! Its 11 oclock Pissy...do you know where your snakes mother is???? ;))
ReplyDeleteThey really are out to get you!
ReplyDeleteHave you upset anyone Pissy ?
ReplyDeleteOkay, when do the locusts and doorframes coated in lambs blood begin?
ReplyDeleteCheck your faucets.
Your water might have turned to blood by now.
Freak. *LOL*
CP.
The seven plagues are clearly being visited upon your house.
ReplyDeleteThis is not good.
I think all this invasion is a sign that you need to burn your house down, collect the insurance money and move.
ReplyDeleteYep, all part of the plan. We had one in the kitchen one night. Mr slid the cutting board under it and whacked his head off with a butcher knife. Isn't he resourceful? I just stood there frozen. then had a drink
ReplyDeleteYa know, this whole animal-freak thing gives creedence to the plagues-end-of-the-world thing.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I should pay more attention to those cable scary-churchy shows.
My condolences to you. I am scared scared scared of all things snake. Big, little, who cares, they scare me. BAD. I hope he's dead by now! *me running*
ReplyDeleteaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!! Oh, I don't care HOW big or small, it's STILL a friggin' snake.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the case of the willies.
THAT and sewer roaches. aaaahhhhhhhh!!!
Now BP, you and I both know that in that part of the world you are going to see the occasional snake! You're in hell! Hee Hee. Just be glad it wasn't the ever prevelant copperhead or rattler. Yikes. Either way, I don't blame you for being freaked. Not a big fan of snakes either.
ReplyDeleteGeeze, did you piss Mother Nature off somehow? ;-)
ReplyDeletePissy. THe snake is bad.
ReplyDeleteBut. The doormat is CUTISIMO!!!
EEEEEEKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!! I hate snakes! I will touch or old just about anything except a sake! Maybe they're gettin' you back fer all the huntin' the guy in the undies has been doing.
ReplyDeleteHoly crap, Pissy! Did you piss off some Voodoo Queen? Your house is a target for some really wicked stuff lately. Maybe I don't want to visit you after all. You'll just have to come visit me. No critters here besides a lazy old cat.
ReplyDeleteIt's mother is in my yard and it is 3 times the size of that one.
ReplyDeleteSeems you live in the middle of Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom... yikes!
ReplyDeleteNow, now settle down. That snakes not poisonous. You can tell by the shape of the head. And since it's not poisonous, it's a fair bet that it's at your house to hunt the frogs that keep showing up in your toilet. You leave the snake aloe, and soon you'll be able to sit and read the paper in peace and quiet, with nary a 'ribbit' in ear shot.
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOD. I'd move out of hell in no time flat. Are you kidding me? MY WORST NIGHTMARE. BEWARE
ReplyDeletejust think..if the snake gets big enough it can eat the frogs and the raccoon's...then all you have to do is call that goofy 'by crickey' guy from down under to drag the snake off..or you could just pack your shit and move down here to texas..all we have is fire ants, scorpions, brown recluse spiders, rattlers, and oh and the worse thing of all....drunk czech's..
ReplyDeleteI don't think that snake is Tiny AT ALL....
ReplyDeleteAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Oh no I did not mean to scare him your way Pissy. Seen one here the other day on the gravel road. Shooo him back my way and his mama. :)
ReplyDeleteAre you religious?
ReplyDeletesometimes i'm glad i live where it freezes about 7-8 months of the year...
ReplyDeletenot much snake or insect worry here...
Oh my God.
ReplyDeleteOh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I think you're suppose to cut its head off to kill it! Just run over it with your car hahaha :)
ReplyDeleteI do feel for you, the frogs were funny, and the racoon was cute but snakes, now it's gone too far!
phats: I'M SCARED TO DEATH OF SNAKES TOO!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletelibrary mama: I believe you!
miss litzi: the snake didn't get inside the house b/c I didn't open the door. and now I never leave the door open like I used to (for the dogs to go in and out).
and now every time I go out on the deck, I'm looking around cuz the snake went up under the deck!
samantha: Ewwwwwwwwww!!!! Spiders don't bother me. I can step on them.
catch: as far as I know, he's under the deck.....I HATE snakes.... I am so freaked out! :(
erin: I know! But who are "they"?!?!?
pixie: I'm starting to think so...
cp and Mr. Fab: y'all need to get together and do a fertility dance to appease the dark forces that are hovering over the casa.
pud: Sounds like a plan!
katt: I kept telling Sweet Man to do something....and he's like "it's just a tiny, harmless snake".
BULLSHIT! only harmless snake is a DEAD snake!
I was wishing I drank when I saw this thing....
buddha girl: I know....but does it have to happen at MY house?!?!?
shpprgrl: me too!!!!!
lady k: That's how I feel about snakes too!!!!
hotgirl: I know, I know.....I STILL don't like 'em. Especially not trying to get in to my house!!!
attila: Maybe....but I'm not sure how!
nowhere girl: snake=very bad
doormat= Wal-mart ;-)
jmeped: This is all HIS fault, huh?
kc: Aren't you afraid I'll bring the curse with me to your lovely new house? ;-)
lori: Holy Crap!!!!
Bruce: I know :(
limpy: I know it's not, but my motto is: only good snake is a dead snake....poisonous or not!
justin: I am very afraid!
yellowdog granny: I'm FROM Texas! Love it there! I don't want this snake to grow!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!
molly: neither do I!!!
beady: Thank you so much!!!
sign gurl: I'm about to be!
cadbury: Canada is sounding good to me. Got a spare room?
hot lips: My sentiments EGGSACTLY!
phats: I KNOW!!!!! come kill it for me! Sweet Man thinks I'm silly for being scared of it! :(
ReplyDeleteewwwww!!!
ReplyDeleteon a happier note, LOVE that rug outside! Was that there last week when I was there? Cuz if it was, it would've come home with me!!!
georgie: heh! Nope! It's new! found it on sale at Wal-mart for $7.00!
ReplyDeleteThought it matched my umbrellas! :)
Hi Big Pissy,
ReplyDeleteYour snake problem has been bothering me since I read your post last night. Short of locking yourself indoors for the rest of your life to avoid the vile reptiles, you could get a pet mongoose. That’d fix their scaly little hides! I doubt the neighborhood pet shop carries them, but maybe you could find one on eBay; almost anything you can imagine is for sale there.
Good Luck!
For real, you are out in the styx.
ReplyDeletemiss litzi: thanks for your concern! Wonder how a mongoose would get along with my dogs? :)
ReplyDeletecynical girl: I'm not kidding when I call this place "Hell"!
Hi Big Pissy,
ReplyDeleteI just checked out mongooses; they’re illegal to own in the U.S. So, maybe your only alternative is to move out of HELL and into a snake, raccoon and frog free area. Unfortunately, I’ve no idea where that’d be.
miss litzi: Wow! Thanks for doing that research! I had a feeling this would be a "mongoose free" area.... :(
ReplyDeleteI acutally AM moving from Hell....but not for a couple of years.... *sigh*