Friday, July 28, 2006

Moose: Groomed and pissed off about it

Moose went to the vet's today to be groomed and to have his teeth cleaned.

Here is his story.....

"I look like a girl dog now.....
I'll be damned if I'm gonna pose for pictures too!"
"She'd better hold onto me!"

"Fine. Put me down. I'm still not cooperating."

"Damn it, woman! Can't you see that I'm pissed?"

"Stop trying to take my picture!!!!"
"It doesn't matter how far away you get.

I'm not posing."
"I hope you know that Buster
and I are both gonna pee on your new settee for this."

32 comments:

  1. Ha ha....good post Pissy. He looks so much cuter groomed....now you better keep an eye on that settee!!! lol

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  2. Very cute post, Mom! I'm glad you're having so much fun with your new toy- by the way- Dad got another puppy! What is he on? A jack russell terrier that he says looks like Eddie from Frasier! lol

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  3. catch: I think he feels better too! :)

    justin: thanks!

    little p: You have got to be kidding me!?!?!? Your Dad now has three dogs!!!! WTF!!!

    and a Jack Russell at that? they're notoriously hyper! *LOL*

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  4. Cutecutecute!!! Yes, Moose, you look very pretty now, but I know you're secure in your masculinity! :)

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  5. Aww poor moose..Cant you see he is one of the new retrosexual men!!

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  6. Should have named him SpongeBob.

    Then he'd really be pissed.

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  7. He's too cute Pissy! He seems to be fitting right in :) Your settee looks cute too he he Very funny post!

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  8. Are you that lady? And the dog is adorable. I must say, though, Moose doesn't look like a Moose.

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  9. rhys: heh! Moose is cute! He's been barking at Buster and Andy to let them know he's still "manly", I guess!

    hippo: Sweet Man picked his name~not me!

    peachie: he is a cutie! You'll probably meet him at GaBelle's house one of these visits. :)

    arcturus: I am that lady. And Moose was named Moose in honor of the dog who played "Eddie" on "Frasier". :)

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  10. He is WAY too cute! What a face.

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  11. He does look a little pissed, you better watch that settee, my dog got mad at me one time and peed all in my tennis shoes and all over my purse.

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  12. So darn cute! LOL! I wish I could give him some puupy lovin!

    My yorkie hates the bathing/grooming process. But I can tell he feels better after it is done. My beagle I just bathe at home. She jumps right in the tub and drinks the water.

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  13. signgurl: That's what everybody says! ;-)

    lori: he does look pissed, doesn't he! I'll be sure to hide all my shoes!

    mimi: heh! he'd let you love on him~he eats up attention! I do think he feels better after the grooming.

    I bathe Buster at home...he doesn't like it, but he tolerates it!

    hot lips: the people we got him from (we're the 3rd owners in 3 months) told us they think he's 4 or 5 years old....

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  14. I bet he is happier after a groom but does not like the process. I liked hei kitchen photos, too!

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  15. That is the cutest puppy. Very huggable....and I'm not normally a dog person.

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  16. MUCHHHH better.

    My pup hates getting groomed too. Though she loves the baths, if they are impromptu dives in with the kids while I holler ;)

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  17. It still cracks me up that you have a Maltese named Moose.

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  18. Hah! He is so cute when he's angry!

    I have a friend with a male dog who looks a lot like Moose. On his first grooming trip, the groomer put a bow on the top of his head. He hid under the couch for hours.

    Ya know, I think we don't take these little dogs' sense of gender identity seriously enough. ;-)

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  19. He's doing the anti-pose, which is very trendy these days. Like, "Don't look at me. I know I'm cute, but I'm too busy to be adored."

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  20. I always wonder what dogs are really thinking when they get groomed now I know! Thanks Moose!

    What a cute dog btw

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  21. Great post!
    He is sooooooooo cute.

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  22. I would sleep with one eye open if I were you, I think you pissed him off. But who doesn't love a fluffed pup?!

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  23. Very cute. I guess she doesn't want to look girlish.
    Hi! I'm here from Dr. John.

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  24. Okay...this dog's name is "Moose?!" hee hee!!! CUTE. The groomer did a good job. I can't stop giggling at the picture captions.

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  25. I just love a dog with attitude! And Moose seems to have it in spades.

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  26. LMAO..great captions and pictures.:)
    thanks for the laughs today.
    tc

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  27. i keep thinking i need to get another cat or another dog..but i am having such a great time being the bird lady..and know a pet would chase them away...so will get by and take my enjoyment from looking at moose...who by the way is about as cute as they get...

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  28. lori's minute: I think he feels better too!

    nowhere girl: he does look better, doesn't he?!?

    shpprgrl: he is very huggable...and loves attention!

    erin: that's my husband's sense of humor at work! :)

    katt: he's over it now! :)

    library mama: poor little dog! That's one thing we told the groomer~NO BOWS!


    cynical girl: is that what you call it?!? Good to know!

    phats: Moose is always happy to share his thoughts!

    sherry: thanks! he is a little cutie pie!

    jmeped: I thought the same thing!

    But it was worth it b/c he looks so much better!

    Friday's child: Thanks! I think he's cute!

    lady K: heh! Glad you enjoyed it!

    top cat: You are so welcome! :)

    yd granny: thanks! we love him! We knew we'd always adopt another dog, but we got really lucky with Moose.

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