Monday, July 31, 2006

Question of the week....


Why is it that Sweet Man can teach Statistics and Economics at the college level.....

yet cannot put the lid on a plastic container correctly to save his life?!?!?!?!?!?
Posted by Big Pissy at 2:57 PM

31 comments:

  1. CatchJuly 31, 2006 at 3:13 PM

    because he is a MAN! and they are always in a hurry and they know we will fix the lids simply b/c they drive us nuts if they are not on correctly!!!

    Hope your having a good day...it is so hot everywhere it seems. I floated around for 3 hours! getting one helluva tan.the only thing you can do is stay inside or stay in a pool!

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  2. kattbanjoJuly 31, 2006 at 3:32 PM

    yep, he's a man

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  3. KCJuly 31, 2006 at 3:41 PM

    It's a guy thing. They just can't do it. Unfortunately, that happened at my house last week with an open container in the refrigerator. I'm still trying to get the awful smell to dissipate. Ugh! Yes, I've used the old open box of baking soda trick, but it's just not taking care of it. Do you have any suggestions for getting rid of frig odor?

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  4. Laurie RuettimannJuly 31, 2006 at 3:52 PM

    If he's like my husband, he'll blame the dishwasher for warping the lids and then give you an equation to prove it.

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  5. jmepedJuly 31, 2006 at 3:58 PM

    Yeah, He is male, and too lazy, and does know you will fix it, just like you know where his socks and belt and yes even his underwear are. And it will be your fault because you obviously did something to it.

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  6. miksterJuly 31, 2006 at 4:10 PM

    Um...because there's no money in it?

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  7. yellowdog grannyJuly 31, 2006 at 4:28 PM

    im not sure...but i think it has something to do with him having a dick....not sure..but im pretty sure that's it...oh and the dangling balls that go with it..yup...dick and balls...

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  8. Big PissyJuly 31, 2006 at 4:45 PM

    catch: you got the driving me nuts if it's not on correctly part right!

    I have had a good day. I guess I've given up on going to the pool. It's just too hot! Now if I had one in my backyard.....

    katt: I had no idea so many guys did this kinda thing...

    kc: It's looking that way. That smell...I know what you're talking about. the only thing I've had luck with is either pine-sol or bleach!

    cynical girl: he hasn't done that yet....hopefully he won't read this and get the idea...

    jmeped: he does count on me for knowing where his stuff is...but he never blames me for anything.

    That was my ex-husband's area of expertise.

    mike: probably!

    ydgranny: you're so funny! Get right to the point, don't 'cha?!?! *LOL*

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  9. Bathroom HippoJuly 31, 2006 at 5:32 PM



    TOileT Seats were created by Women to blame Men for all their probs!

    Oh and lids too!

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  10. RhysJuly 31, 2006 at 6:10 PM

    hahahaha! I always sucked at that too. :)

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  11. FRIDAY'S CHILDJuly 31, 2006 at 7:12 PM

    Agree with catch. Men never do things right when it comes to house chores. They can't even keep tidy their closets.
    Hi! I'm here from Dr. JOhn.

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  12. Shelly @ BewitchedJuly 31, 2006 at 8:39 PM

    I think men are not gentetically equipped to do anything that fits into the "domestic box" category.

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  13. Big BenJuly 31, 2006 at 9:03 PM

    You need 4 hands to close one of those things. Simple math.

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  14. ArcturusJuly 31, 2006 at 9:17 PM

    Because, statistically speaking, Big Pissy, there is a 40 percent chance that the lid doesn't fit as well as it should. And there is a 70 percent chance that it just takes too long to make it fit.

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  15. :P fuzzboxJuly 31, 2006 at 9:46 PM

    Where's the love? Can't everyone just get along? ;)

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  16. Rat In A CageJuly 31, 2006 at 10:09 PM

    IT IS ON,

    within 3 standard deviations.

    HA HA HA

    Some statistic humor!!!

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  17. kristiJuly 31, 2006 at 10:12 PM

    Why is it that my husband goes to sea on a submarine protecting the country but can seem to put the toilet seat down!!!! I think just having a penis makes them a little dumber

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  18. DutchBitchAugust 1, 2006 at 3:39 AM

    I think we should just accept that those are just one of the mysteries of life (or men, rather)... It is a total waiste of your time and energy to try and figure that out... Sigh... LOL

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  19. PudAugust 1, 2006 at 6:33 AM

    Because he wants you to do it??

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  20. hot lipsAugust 1, 2006 at 7:54 AM

    Because he has a penis.

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  21. LizAugust 1, 2006 at 8:08 AM

    Another question to ponder.

    Why can men take out the trash, yet never replace the trashbag in the can?

    Come on, some of those lids are complicated.

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  22. buddha_girlAugust 1, 2006 at 9:01 AM

    I'll clear this up in as candid a manner as possible:

    SCROTUM.

    That's all.

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  23. MimiAugust 1, 2006 at 10:37 AM

    If you figure out how to train him to do it right, let me know th etrick.

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  24. limpy99August 1, 2006 at 12:42 PM

    We do it on purpose. It's a secret society kind of thing.

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  25. Library MamaAugust 1, 2006 at 2:25 PM

    Seems to me I read a study once that said there is a direct correlation between a man's testosterone level and his ability to annoy the woman (women?) who love him.

    Can't quite remember which medical journal that was in.....

    ;-)

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  26. JerrsterAugust 1, 2006 at 5:48 PM

    if you are single and male you learn how to do it...otherwise the eadamame
    dry out making them unedible.

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  27. Big PissyAugust 1, 2006 at 6:39 PM

    kats and kittens: thanks so much for all the comments. I am now convinced that this behavior is just a "man thing". See today's post for more typical male behavior.... ;-)

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  28. Mighty DyckersonAugust 1, 2006 at 7:15 PM

    What's with all the frigging male bashing? Is this Oprah's blog??

    You don't need lids. Just throw a book on top of it and forget about it. There, problem solved. Now which one of you cupcakes wants to give me a blowjob?

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  29. Big PissyAugust 1, 2006 at 7:49 PM

    Hey, Dyck! I'm honored you stopped by.

    I'm sure you'll have plenty of takers on that blow-job thing....you sweet-talker you...

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  30. ArtsyTartsyVirayAugust 2, 2006 at 4:51 PM

    Total man!

    Thank Dr. John for sending me here to agree!

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  31. NeaAugust 2, 2006 at 11:01 PM

    haha....funny. They can't ask for directions, they can't follow instructions, and they can't hit the toilet......but they can build rockets that fly to the moon. go figure.....

    Dr. John sent me.

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