I'm sure everybody knows that the spawn of TOMKAT has arrived.
And I'm sure y'all know her name is "SURI" .
But do y'all know her full name?????
As reported in Pink is the New Blog, baby Suri's full name is:
"Suri Xenu L. Ronnette Holmes-Cruise"
WTF?!?!?!?
All I can say is~ payback's a bitch.....
And her name is Suri Xenu.
*EDIT*
Hot Lips pointed out to me that the name is a joke.
I didn't want to believe her because, well, she's Hot Lips.
But I went back and checked and I guess she's right.
About the "Xenu L. Ronnette" part anyway.
And I was having so much fun with it.......
you know
ReplyDeletei don't think i ever want to see another movie with tom cruise in it...
I blogged about this very thing last night....I only knew of Suri, and I thought that was bad. NOPE! The poor kid's whole name is even worse!
ReplyDeleteI can't believe they named their kid after Xenu...the crazy alien that try to destroy all the Thetans, but instead unleashed them into space and they now inhabit humankind's bodies.
ReplyDeleteI thought Xenu was the bad guy.
Damn this has got to be a joke. I'm fine with Suri...
ReplyDelete...no wait, let me begin that sentence again...
Suri works for me when compared to Moses or Phinneaus, but Xenu has got to be a South Park joke.
woww nice!!
ReplyDeletepeachie: I'm gonna go check out your post! Maybe this name is a joke~but it wasn't reported as such....
ReplyDeletecadbury: I feel the same way.
phoenix: Trust you to know who Xenu is! ;-) And like I said~maybe it's a joke~but that's what he reported...
Cynical girl: I know what you mean....Suri is almost normal compared to some of the names these celebs come up with. Maybe Xenu is a joke! Let's hope for the kid's sake!
vorfas: :)
Celebrities love to be so special and name their kids odd shit.
ReplyDeleteI like that errant L in the middle of her name, seemingly not standing for anything. I hope they call her L.
ReplyDelete*gag* *wretch* *puke* I've had enough of Mr. Crazy. Make him go away, please!
ReplyDeleteoh good grief! that poor kid is never going to be able to spell that! or explain it to her friends!
ReplyDeleteUm, that was a joke, Pissy.
ReplyDeleteoh, and I am SO FREAKIN' GLAD THAT SHE HAS FINALLY HAD THAT KID!!!
ReplyDeleteMaybe now we can know what the rest of hollywood is up to!!!
pud: you've got that right! ;-)
ReplyDeletede: let's just refer to her as "L"
signgurl: I don't think he'll ever really go away!!!! :(
city penguin: Oh, she'll be able to spell "Suri".
The rest? Not so sure about
and nah....now the media will focus on getting a picture of lil Suri...
hot lips: you had to go and spoil it for me, didn't you?!?!?
I have too much time on my hands, but if you take the letters from the "joke" name you can spell many funy things: RUN SEX IU, REX IS NUU etc. I still don't understand Scientology, but know that they give free massages in DC every once in a while if you don't mind hairy women touching you. Personally, I mind, but it's a free massage.
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Well, I think Suri is bad enough....
ReplyDeleteAfter what that idiot said about post-partum depression, I will NEVER see one of his movies again. He is second in line only to the anti-christ.
ReplyDeleteAs for Suri...I feel for that baby. At some point, someone mean in middle school will knock the shit out of her just because Tom's her daddy.
One more thing. I saw a headline on MSN about "The World Waiting For Brangelina's Baby."
ReplyDeleteWho the fuck said the WORLD was waiting? We're fighting a war. We have people who are still homeless after Katrina. Hell...I can't see the gas prices without getting a blinding headache.
I am NOT waiting for their baby. Cripes.
Whatever happened to ordingary names? Is no one named Mary or John anymore?
ReplyDeleteNow that the kid is born maybe they'll go away and the next big story about them we'll hear is katie dumping his weird ass.
ReplyDeleteGood call, buddha_girl. And btw, I almost cried when i pulled up at the pump for $3/gallon unleaded. Geez. What are you gonna do? Not get it? Sad day- inflation is such a biotch.
ReplyDeleteI can totally believe it. Especially the "Ronnette" part, as a tribute to L. Ron Hubbard. Those two make me sick, sick I tell ya. I really hate Tom now. I will never watch another one of his movies-EVER!
ReplyDeletethat poor baby is going to get picked on so much when it is older. with the name and Tom as dad.
ReplyDeleteI still like Suri better than Apple.
ReplyDeleteAnd I used to really like Katie, emphasis on the words "used to".
ReplyDeleteel guapo: hairy women giving massages?!?!? EWWWWWWWWW!!!! Do they think that's going to get them "converts"?!?!?
ReplyDeleteshelly: well, at least it's not Apple.
buddha girl: I agree. I've lost what little respect I had for him. and that poor baby....
MSN is wacked out if that's all they could come up with!
Mr. Fab: I know!
Mike: I think it's too late for Katie..... we've lost her to the fruitcakes.....
little p: Crazy, isn't it? It cost $35 to fill up the truck today!!!
Nonny: The "ronnette" part I could've believed, it was the "Xenu" that was a little over the top!
beadinggal: I know....poor kid...
limpy: me too!
bruce: I did too! I thought she was one of the up-and-coming young actresses..... now she has that dead look in her eyes....sad....
ReplyDeleteLike many other children of celebrities Suri Xenu L. Ronnette Holmes-Cruise will probably grow up to follow in the footsteps of her parents and pursue an acting career. Like Cher, Madonna, and Elvis before her, she will use only her first name. Or maybe she'll only be known by Xenu. Or Ronnette.
ReplyDeletekc: you're probably right....it'll be interesting to see what/how she turns out....
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